hi hi hi, pinned post time (subject to change bc people change)!
online aliases (in order of preference): ally, ally :), allyz, ally smile
essentials: she/her, person of color, in university on my 2nd degree (suffering) ♡
mainly post stuff about my life! i try to keep my profile a happy, comfy & safe place. i also really like existing peacefully, so if you’re here to say things that will hurt people’s feelings or cause arguments, this is not the place for you :)
interests:
detroit: become human, skyrim: the elder scrolls v, minecraft, SCP, one direction, louis tomlinson, drawing, writing, donating blood, everything everywhere all at once, resident evil 2 & 4, valorant
you know it’s your senior year when you spend the morning after teaching a science class on a Zoom call with one of the other senior instructors (who also happens to be my cousin) having a life crisis over graduation
please give me some petty but overall harmless insults (e.g. i hope the saltwater ruins your clothes and I hope you spend the rest of your life sleeping alone) to use :]
i keep forgetting what the numbers in my discord tag are when i have to give someone my tag even though im online like every day, is it just me?
i made a pickup line irl that was like “hey are you the apollo moon rocks? cause you’re looking like a national treasure” and one of my friends just went “but when I think of national treasure i think of nick cage”
lmao apparently i wasnt the only person who witnessed the fight/lockdown 3 days ago and it started with someone stealing a phone and texting the owner’s mum that the owner was gay as a joke. c’mon man ._.
POPcat gif, but it’s just screaming “AAAA” every time it opens its mouth
i owed my best friend like $10 for prom dinner (I already paid $40 cause it was crazyyyy expensive) and i gave it to him just now and he called it drug money lol
shoutout to my school marching band i can hear them from across the school and its lowkey glorious
attempting to belt the high note in Heart Attack (the demi lovato song) is a really good way to weird out your parents, I’ve discovered :)
which characters are allowed and not allowed when you’re making a username?