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Welcome to the Apple wasteof account. Here you’ll find news about product launches, tutorials, and other great content.

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I am a wasteof.money user!

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apple-parody @apple-parody

Good Morning!

Take a trip to Dynamic Island!

For the low price of $1,000 per person, you can take a ride on the new Apple Airplane to the beautiful, interactive, stunning, innovative, groundbreaking, and lush Dynamic Island.

We’ll see you there!

Sep 12, 2022, 3:11 AM
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Hey! Did you know that you can save 5% on Apple Products with a new Apple Card through January 31st? Learn more at https://www.apple.com/apple-card/#promotion

Jan 16, 2022, 5:42 PM
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The new MacBook Pro. Supercharged for pros. Learn more at https://www.apple.com/macbook-pro-14-and-16/

Oct 21, 2021, 12:44 AM
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Join us tomorrow at 10:00 AM for a special event… https://www.apple.com/apple-events/

Oct 17, 2021, 4:10 PM
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apple-parody @apple-parody

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

We are now aware that @apple has stolen our username and have attempted to impersonate us. Unfortunately, we will have to take this to court. This is a serious issue and could trick costumers into purchasing non-genuine products. For now, please do not listen to anything @apple says, until we re-gain ownership of the account.

Thanks for your understanding, Apple Inc.

Oct 16, 2021, 3:08 AM
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apple-parody @apple-parody

10 reasons to get the Apple Watch Series 7:

  1. Largest, most advanced display yet.

  2. Most durable Apple Watch ever.

  3. Breakthrough health innovations.

  4. Up to 33% faster charging.

  5. Five all-new aluminum colors.

  6. Smooth and continuous. The edge of design.

  7. A new QWERTY keyboard lets you tap or slide from letter to letter with QuickPath.

  8. Measure your blood oxygen. It’s a breathtaking innovation.

  9. The new Reflect feature in the Mindfulness app helps you set an intention and center yourself with a beautiful animation.

  10. Apple Watch is water resistant to 50 meters.

And that’s it! Convinced? Head to https://www.apple.com/apple-watch-series-7/ to order yours today!

Oct 4, 2021, 2:25 PM
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iOS 15 and iPadOS 15 come out tomorrow!

To update your device, head to General>Software Update and tap download and install. Your iPhone will begin the update.

For more tips and tricks, follow the Apple wasteof.money account.

Sep 20, 2021, 3:21 AM
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Introducing the all new iPhone 13, iPad Mini, and the new Apple Watch Series 7. Order today at https://apple.com!

Sep 14, 2021, 10:39 PM
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Quick Tip:

To type the  symbol on your mac, just press shift + option + k.

And that's it! Subscribe to the  wasteof.money account for more quick tips like these.

Sep 12, 2021, 11:07 PM
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Join us at 10:00 AM on 9/14 for a special event...

Sep 7, 2021, 5:20 PM
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