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Take a trip to Dynamic Island!

For the low price of $1,000 per person, you can take a ride on the new Apple Airplane to the beautiful, interactive, stunning, innovative, groundbreaking, and lush Dynamic Island.

We’ll see you there!

Hey! Did you know that you can save 5% on Apple Products with a new Apple Card through January 31st? Learn more at https://www.apple.com/apple-card/#promotion

Christmas is almost here!

Get a Apple device for someone - https://www.apple.com/shop/gifts

The new MacBook Pro. Supercharged for pros. Learn more at https://www.apple.com/macbook-pro-14-and-16/

Join us tomorrow at 10:00 AM for a special event… https://www.apple.com/apple-events/

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

We are now aware that @apple has stolen our username and have attempted to impersonate us. Unfortunately, we will have to take this to court. This is a serious issue and could trick costumers into purchasing non-genuine products. For now, please do not listen to anything @apple says, until we re-gain ownership of the account.

Thanks for your understanding, Apple Inc.

Unleashed.

10 reasons to get the Apple Watch Series 7:

1. Largest, most advanced display yet.

2. Most durable Apple Watch ever.

3. Breakthrough health innovations.

4. Up to 33% faster charging.

5. Five all-new aluminum colors.

6. Smooth and continuous. The edge of design.

7. A new QWERTY keyboard lets you tap or slide from letter to letter with QuickPath.

8. Measure your blood oxygen. It’s a breathtaking innovation.

9. The new Reflect feature in the Mindfulness app helps you set an intention and center yourself with a beautiful animation.

10. Apple Watch is water resistant to 50 meters.

And that’s it! Convinced? Head to https://www.apple.com/apple-watch-series-7/ to order yours today!

iPhone 13. Learn more at https://www.apple.com/iphone-13/.

iOS 15 and iPadOS 15 come out tomorrow!

To update your device, head to General>Software Update and tap download and install. Your iPhone will begin the update.

For more tips and tricks, follow the Apple wasteof.money account.

Introducing the all new iPhone 13, iPad Mini, and the new Apple Watch Series 7. Order today at https://apple.com!

Quick Tip:

To type the  symbol on your mac, just press shift + option + k.

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