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Coming soon... 14.9.21

Is apple pro stand a waste of money?

yes

A MONITOR STAND FOR 999$?!? ARE YOU FOR REAL, IT DEFINITELY IS A WASTE OF MONEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

- is.wasteof.money

This is clearly false. The Apple Pro Stand was specially crafted for our pro users, and it's not just a big hunk of metal with some hinges and magnets. It pairs perfectly with our Pro Display XDR. You can change the height, tilt, and rotation of the display, for when you're on a lopsided chair or something.

And, get ready for our new Apple Pro Stand Pro for just $2,000!!! It includes and all new space grey finish and- ummm- oh it can go even higher for when you're on and annoyingly high chair! Pre-order today at https://www.apple.com

Notes on current rumors and "leaks" about our upcoming products:

If you are "leaking" information, then stop. Or else we'll sue.