> all you need is one partner
impossible
Here is a side hustle idea for you guys. All you need is 1 partner, a phone/camera, and a empty cardboard box. The plan is this: Walk around a busy place with your partner pretending to film you, then go up to someone and say “Would you like to buy this mystery box for $10!?!” With enthusiasm. It’s simple, they will obviously assume there is like $100, or like, a ps5 or airpods, or a iphone. Because of the popular genre of tik tok/yt-shorts. Once they buy it, simply say “Ohhh there is nothing in it, better luck next time” And walk away with a smirk on your face, because you my friend, are now $10 richer.
it's my first day at luigi high school i hope they don't realize i'm atlas earth guy
I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking black clouds in isolation
I am reclaimer of my name
Born in flames, I have been blessed
My family crest is a demon of death
Forsakened, I am awakened
A phoenix's ash in dark divine
Descending misery
Destiny chasing time
Most of these song titles sound like they could be from Rain World
Here's some music suggestions that might interest some of y'all:
Remember November / Bitcrush*Yr*Life by No Rome
Reaching 2 by EDEN
Sunnnn by Goth Babe
Underclass by King Krule
Weird Fishes by Lianna La Havas
Wandering Eyes by Magdalena Bay
Lonely Feelings by Love Supreme
Pilgrimage by Ichiko Aoba
Angel Landing by Pretty Sick
Simulation Swarm by Big Thief
This is just some tracks I've had in my rotation recently, hopefully some of these are interesting to some of you folks!
Finally, a good take
Food hot take #9: Ranch with Pizza is the most dumb and criminal thing Americans have invented.
ITS A BLOODY SALAD DRESSING THAT RUINS PIZZAS GOOD FLAVOURS IT MAKES PIZZA WORSE!!!
WHY is society like this?
Introducing @jeffalo: The Master of Madness on Money-Wasting Mania!
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round and bear witness to the tyrannical reign of Jeffalo, the self-proclaimed ruler of a world where sense and sensibility go to die. In this realm of extravagant spending and monetary mayhem, Jeffalo's rule is absolute, and dissenters are silenced. But wait, there's more! Jeffalo has recently set his sights on an unsuspecting victim: none other than the infamous Windows 8. Prepare for an epic tale of censorship and confusion!
The winds of change have swept across Jeffalo's fiefdom, and whispers of an impending technological revolution are in the air. With great disdain for anything logical, Jeffalo has decided to censor the noble Windows 8, the operating system that dared to be different. Who needs innovation when you can have chaos, right?
Gone are the days of user-friendly interfaces and intuitive design. Jeffalo, in his infinite wisdom (and utter lack of taste), has declared Windows 8 a threat to his extravagant reign. The audacity of simplicity! How dare an operating system prioritize functionality over flashy gimmicks and unnecessary complexity?
Windows 8, with its controversial tile-based Start screen, dared to challenge the status quo. It allowed users to efficiently navigate through their applications and settings, provoking the wrath of Jeffalo. "How dare they make sense!" he cried, his extravagant robes billowing in a dramatic fashion.
But fear not, fellow citizens of Jeffalo's money-wasting paradise, for the ruler has devised a plan to rid the world of this abominable innovation. Any mention of Windows 8 is now strictly forbidden. Jeffalo's minions scour the depths of his domain, swiftly deleting any discussion, reviews, or even nostalgic reminiscences of this wretched OS.
In a stroke of genius (or lunacy, depending on who you ask), Jeffalo has decided that only Windows 95 and Windows Vista shall be recognized as the supreme embodiments of operating system glory. Who needs stability, security, or a user-friendly experience when you can revel in nostalgia and frustration?
But the citizens are not taking this assault on their technological freedoms lying down. Underground forums, hidden from Jeffalo's watchful gaze, have sprung up. Brave souls who dare to reminisce about the days of Windows 8 gather in secret, sharing their stories of seamless navigation and modern features. They long for a world where sanity reigns supreme.
So, dear friends, as Jeffalo continues his despotic rule over a land of financial debauchery and lavish expenditures, remember that even in the darkest corners, the spirit of Windows 8 lives on. Let us join hands, metaphorically speaking, and resist the censorship that threatens to rob us of technological progress and basic common sense.
May the forces of reason prevail, and may the day come when Windows 8's legacy can be celebrated openly once again. Until then, let us unite in the face of adversity and continue to waste our money in the most extravagant and nonsensical ways possible, for that is the true essence of Jeffalo's realm! 
ARG level stuff
hi i’m a time traveler from 2040, there’s a project being started by a multibillionaire (you don’t want to know who) to create a new continent for no reason
for some reason this is the place where people are protesting this decision, so i’m just checking how it was before people flooded this site with pure hate (it gets tiring to read after a while)