@chester

Teamwork for the win! You go first
chester @chester
shovelknight @shovelknight

Ever wanted to try the soundtrack for Shovel Knight: Shovel of Hope? (The original Shovel Knight campaign)

Here’s an official link! https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_k05v8LNmgyOjEwmxWOIGYU8dHav4utetA

Jul 14, 2022, 3:15 AM
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chester @chester

While @shovelknight is sleeping at his campfire I’m gonna mess with his settings… I added a little banner lol

Jul 14, 2022, 3:10 AM
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chester @chester

There's an annoying Apple Watch bug where if someone attempts to override your connected Bluetooth headphones, it'll become impossible to use any headphones. This bug kinda sucks because the only solution is restarting, which uses battery.

Jul 13, 2022, 7:23 PM
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chester @chester

Okay, you can ask @shovelknight to tell you jokes now (if he hasn’t crashed)

These are all jokes from the actual game, (except one error handler), which is why I even bothered lol

I also fixed some logic errors that caused Shovel Knight to reply again if you pinged him but your comment wasn’t the most recent one.

Jul 13, 2022, 6:28 PM
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chester @chester

New greatest scratch mod ever

late @late

this is the goofiest thing i have ever made

jesus christ, this is so much

Jul 13, 2022, 5:45 PM
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chester @chester

I just tried @scratchtools… definitely an improvement. I’m keeping it.

Jul 13, 2022, 5:11 PM
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chester @chester

everytimeipressspaceandthenpressanythingelseitdoesthishelp

Jul 13, 2022, 4:36 PM
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chester @chester

Alright I got @shovelknight back up again but it seems he’s kinda having double posting issues… I think I know how to fix that.

EDIT: I think I figured it out. He should work now!

Jul 13, 2022, 4:29 PM
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chester @chester

I didn't know Phantom Striker from Shovel Knight was real

theglasspenguin @theglasspenguin

so uhhh

for some reason there are lightning flashes outside

even though there isnt any rain or thunder

weird

Jul 13, 2022, 8:34 AM
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chester @chester

But yet after learning either technology they then proceed to use them improperly and break several rules about them because they're lazy or want to get things done faster. 😁

oren @oren

Imagine if everyone was forced to learn HTML and take a test in order to use the Internet. What would the web be like? That's what driver's Ed feels like to me

Jul 13, 2022, 2:50 AM
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chester @chester

Howdy, wasteof.money community! Through blood, sweat, and tears, I’ve finally worked long enough to present to y’all: My first bot!

@shovelknight!

It doesn’t do much yet, but I’m not gonna tell you exactly HOW to get it to respond. That you’ll have to figure out. A clue is that the more you know about the game, the easier it’ll be to discover the secret…

Anyway, have fun with the bot! It’s gonna be up 24/7… I think. Lemme know if you guys are having issues, and don’t tell the bot because it can’t help you.

Now, why did I do this, you ask?

Jul 13, 2022, 1:55 AM
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chester @chester

help wynd everyone we need to topple the throne of the gelatin jeff

wynd @wynd

ratio me please ;)

- jeffalo

sure :)

jeffalo @jeffalo

please can we get some diversity on the explore page? the top 5 posts are all mine :(

Jul 12, 2022, 7:49 AM
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chester @chester

Fun fact: I don't actually own a copy of Shovel Knight.

Jul 12, 2022, 7:11 PM
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