I am a wasteof.money user!
Hey
Vsauce
Where
are
your
fingers
Looking back, I am quite fond of the day I ate 8 bowls of soup
WOah this thing has colors
I’ve never licked a spark plug
today is a marvelous day I saw a bird
I haven’t seen a bird yet today, but I will keep everyone posted
This whole evolve to crab thing is taking too long
I’m glad I can use my powers for good
@perrin and @corn_bin spending an hour sending pure meme genius on here warms my cold, stone heart
Hello Seattle I am a block of cheese
In the drawer of your fridge
I slowly melt on slices of wheat and rye
and bring joy to James may
It’s been 3 years since the accident you have to let me go
young man
take the eggnog and run
Scientists would have discovered more rocks by now if I wasn’t eating them faster
My text posts are organic and cage-free, unlike @perrin’s
I like to eat Doritos just to flex on those feudal peasants