april fools is tomorrow! now’s your chance to commit the most heinous acts imaginable and call it a prank
Call it Trademark 
Someone should make a social media, but you can’t post anything that was already posted
this isn’t an opinion, this is a fact that some poor brainwashed souls choose to ignore.
Sparkling water is a scam, IN MY OPINION.
It’s just more expensive water that is “spicy” (for lack of better term). I also don’t get the argument that people are afraid of the bubbles. It’s just an annoying feeling on the roof of your mouth.
i believe in you soldier
i speak fluent american, canadian, british, australian, and even pig latin
sizzles in an acid vat cutely
adding “cutely“ to any sentence that would be considered not cute adds significant comedic value, for example:
bleeds to death cutely
be a sigma. boost your own statistics.
i just think everyone should now that you can follow your own account
i just think everyone should now that you can follow your own account