@gaycatgorl

when you want to spend money but you have no money to spend <<<<<<<<<<<

it's crazy how im allowed to drive a 3000lb chunk of metal at 80mph at 5am while running on 4 hours of sleep and a double chocolate chip muffin from costco

i wanna be more like a mcflurry machine: accepted for being dysfunctional, and celebrated when doing the bare minimum

the feminine urge to latibulate

(to hide in a corner to avoid reality or wait until conditions improve)

if you don't like candy corn we can't be friends. sorry not sorry

i swear applying for jobs is a hell specifically designed to torture autistic people

• you're expected to lie a little bit, and being too honest is penalized

• you have to do interviews and wear uncomfy clothes while making eye contact with people

• in those interviews you're getting asked all these questions about yourself and you're supposed to know how to respond in just the right way to make yourself seem appealing

• you're supposed to say all these reasons how and why you're a good worker when most of the time you don't even understand anything about yourself or what you're expected to do

• you have to ask people to be references for you which is especially hell for people with anxiety

and then you're supposed understand all of this naturally even though nobody taught you anything about it

just got rickrolled by gemini code autocomplete lmao

the only time where deadnaming is okay is when it's twitter

all the cool people use sparkshell (trust)

the one thing i hate about getting a new phone is transferring all the data from the old one and having to sign into everything again

dont you love it when you drop your phone on grass and then the screen shatters, me too

i somehow just graduated from highschool

got that 'tism in me :3

hear me out, balze shouldn't use wix to create a social media platform