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i am the first wasteof user to have abanner

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im the first watseof user to have ab anner

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I HATE NERDS

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe thi

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[♪♪♪] [WIND WHISTLING] [BIRDS CHIRPING] [THUNDER RUMBLING IN DISTANCE] [WATER DRIPS ECHOING] [BATS SKITTERING] [HELICOPTER WHIRRING] [MEN YELLING INDISTINCTLY IN SPANISH] We shouldn’t be here when it gets dark. Set the trap at the mouth of the cave, please. [MEN SPEAKING IN SPANISH] [WINCES] PILOT: You need a doctor? [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] I am a doctor. It’s impressive, don’t you think? Vampire bats weigh almost nothing, but they can down a creature nearly ten times their size. [FLI

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The Bee Movie Starring Barry Bee Benson

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the web is genuinely an abomination

Jul 21, 2024, 8:17 PM
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DNI southerners 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Hi (I would like to sincerely apologize for any mistakes or misunderstandings that might be caused by my flawed use of the English language. I understand that my writing or speaking might not be up to the expected standard in countries such as the United States of America, United kingdom, Australia, ect. and I regret any confusion or misunderstandings that may arise because of such knowledge i have not in fact reached. English is not my first language, and while I am constantly striving to improve, I know there is always room for growth. I truly appreciate your understanding and patience as I continue to learn and refine my english language skills. Your feedback and any corrections you offer are valuable to me for as long as i still experience existence of atoms and molecules in my body, as they help me become more proficient and confident in my communication. once more, I deeply apologize for any inconvenience my knowledgeable errors may have caused, and I thank you for your continued support till this point.)

3 days ago
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As a fellow Phonk listener this is so disrespectful. We have a wide community of all types of music. But under no circumstances are we to be messed with, we are warriors, we are strong, we are PHONK

3 days ago
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HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR UNDERPANTS AND A CAPE TO SCHOOL AND YELLED “TRA LA LAAA” AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF (I have a principal voice) AND I SAVED THE DAY😭😭

3 days ago
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In the name of the butter 🧈, the bun 🥖 Cheesus Crust 🧀 and the Holy sprite 🥤 ramen 🍜

3 days ago
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@jeffalo can wasteof move to gemini i hate the web so much

Oct 23, 2024, 1:22 PM
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the web is genuinely an abomination

Jul 21, 2024, 8:17 PM
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@meme_man you’re at least 35 years old

Jul 21, 2024, 8:12 PM
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I asked my cat "Do you want your treat?" and Jesse (my cat) said, "We need a global system for the protection and nurturing of animals. Your charity is all very fine, but in the long run mere charity is insecure for canines and felines around the world." I was amazed that he said it. Sorry if you don't believe me, but I was there.

Jun 2, 2024, 11:28 PM
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can’t have Wii without U

Jun 2, 2024, 12:49 PM
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what if we kissed and all my teeth fell out into your mouth

May 30, 2024, 11:24 AM
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the memory safety issue is a thinly veiled advertisement for Rust

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