I asked my cat "Do you want your treat?" and Jesse (my cat) said, "We need a global system for the protection and nurturing of animals. Your charity is all very fine, but in the long run mere charity is insecure for canines and felines around the world." I was amazed that he said it. Sorry if you don't believe me, but I was there.
people cry about people drunk driving but that's the whole point of having 2 hands
