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i am the first wasteof user to have abanner

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im the first watseof user to have ab anner

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i hate these people

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I HATE NERDS

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe thi

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[♪♪♪] [WIND WHISTLING] [BIRDS CHIRPING] [THUNDER RUMBLING IN DISTANCE] [WATER DRIPS ECHOING] [BATS SKITTERING] [HELICOPTER WHIRRING] [MEN YELLING INDISTINCTLY IN SPANISH] We shouldn’t be here when it gets dark. Set the trap at the mouth of the cave, please. [MEN SPEAKING IN SPANISH] [WINCES] PILOT: You need a doctor? [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] I am a doctor. It’s impressive, don’t you think? Vampire bats weigh almost nothing, but they can down a creature nearly ten times their size. [FLI

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The Bee Movie Starring Barry Bee Benson

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the web is genuinely an abomination

Jul 21, 2024, 8:17 PM
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WHAT IS UP GUYS IM BACK AND IM GONNA POOP ON YOU LOL

Aug 27, 2021, 4:49 PM
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@jeffalo is a swiss cheese

Aug 5, 2021, 4:32 PM
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i can confirm that @jesus is fake

Aug 1, 2021, 5:44 PM
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your mum tried to kiss me

Aug 1, 2021, 5:37 PM
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twitter is poopoo lol

Jul 23, 2021, 8:18 AM
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oh it didnt work

Jul 14, 2021, 1:15 PM
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i removed all of my authentication methods lol im gonna die when my session expires please follow me before i die

Jul 14, 2021, 1:14 PM
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am i allowed to say words like fuck and bitch

Jul 14, 2021, 10:00 AM
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im making noah build the ark again

Jul 10, 2021, 2:29 PM
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