i was wondering why everyone was looking at me funny.
it's raining. so i wore my rain jacket.
everybody else's rain jackets are nice muted colours. mine is the brightest yellow you can imagine. i stick out like a sore thumb.
how about everyone on wasteof is verified, but it costs $8 to hide the tick.
anybody know what is a good mastodon instance? should i just host my own?
@ whoever owns @showerthoughtsbot. would be nice if you added a profile picture and stuff. i like the bot.
why do i have exactly the same subscriber count on wasteof and on youtube?
i went to go eat breakfast and there was no table
and then i turned around and the ikea assembly people were standing menacingly at me
why was i not informed
will it happen this year?? 
what are the chances that halloween would be on friday the 13th?? that would be really scary!!!
do you ever just step back and realize you made an entire social media platform? and other people use it regularly?? 
i’m going to rebrand my github and socials to my real identity sometime soon. so dont get scared when @jeffalo disappears.