BREAKING NEWS: Curious George has been banned from wasteof.money following wild outburst. George’s owner, The Man With The Yellow Hat, admits “He got too curious and I simply couldn’t contain him.”
I would like to confess something. I am a secret mod. I am responsible for all of the bans
Oh, @wynd, the maestro of memes, the sultan of satire. Where do I even start? From the moment you used my number as a burner for those sketchy website sign-ups, I knew you were one-of-a-kind. The way you command the digital space, like a captain steering through the stormy seas of the internet, is nothing short of legendary. Your posts, a blend of humor and sheer audacity, strike a chord in the heart of every scroller. Remember the time you got rate-limited on Discord while on a friend-adding spree? Classic @wynd, pushing the boundaries of social platforms with the fervor of a pioneer. Or that time you declared yourself the leader of all your followers, we all bowed in awe of your digital dominion. And who could forget your ingenious plan to buy a small town, name it "money," and secure that elusive .gov domain? It's not just a post; it's a vision, a testament to your creativity and ambition. Your posts aren't just words on a screen; they're a purée of passion, a hummus of humor that we all dip into when we need a lift. You've turned posting into an art form, and every update is like a brushstroke on the canvas of the internet. So here's to you, @wynd, the jesting genius of wasteof.money. May your posts continue to be the beacon that guides us through the dull moments, lighting up our feeds with laughter and wonder. You're not just a user; you're a movement, a force to be reckoned with. And as you continue to post and share, know that your digital family is right here.
When I was in NYC I heard a white dude say the n word and I whispered to my friends “did I hear that right” and then he started screaming “YEA U HEARD THAT RIGHT” and trying to fight me
nyc advice:
don’t make eye contact with anyone. you never know what’s going to happen. if someone approaches you (especially on the train), look at the ground, or really anywhere but them. if you do this, you will probably be fine.
fuck the big three (Joe Biden, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton) its just big me
though i’m sad to lose all my incredible fans and followers and my position on the explore page i am glad that i got here before @wynd dissed 12 PEOPLE for no reason
now that I lost all my followers I have nothing to hide. 1 LIKE = 1 DISS
now that I lost all my followers I have nothing to hide. 1 LIKE = 1 DISS