@juniperrr

juniper • she/her • certified gayass :3

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I am a wasteof.money user!

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juniperrr @juniperrr 📌

hi, i’m juni(per) :3 (she/her)

  • developer-ish, musician-ish

  • aerospace nerd

  • transgender && lesbian

you can find me:

Sep 16, 2024, 2:32 AM
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juniperrr @juniperrr

space mission idea:

  1. send up an HLS starship but with fins into low earth orbit.

  2. fully refuel it.

  3. orbit a starship without its fairing and vacuum engines replaced with nuclear thermal ones. this will be a booster.

  4. refuel the booster.

  5. attach the booster to the first starship.

  6. use this setup to get to titan (saturn’s moon). both stages land near a methane lake so they can somehow autonomously refuel.

  7. the people inside can step outside and breathe in a -179°C nitrogen atmosphere approximately 1.5x denser than earth’s. their lungs may freeze, however. other things would probably also happen but your lungs (and other bodily things) would freeze before anything else.

  8. get back to earth.

Dec 7, 2024, 11:05 AM
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juniperrr @juniperrr

fun fact: the first verse of “12 days of christmas” was originally “a part of a juniper tree”, but as it got passed down through generations and generations and across borders, somehow, it became “a partridge in a pear tree”

edit: this is wrong too! “partridge” is probably the original, according to wikipedia, which yes I do trust more than random youtubers on youtube shorts

Dec 6, 2024, 12:36 PM
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juniperrr @juniperrr
late @late

UIs are like jokes. If you have to explain it, then it's not good.

Dec 1, 2024, 6:23 AM
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Dec 5, 2024, 8:45 PM
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juniperrr @juniperrr

with how old emperor palpatine is, he really should be called emperor heart palpitations

Dec 5, 2024, 3:45 AM
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juniperrr @juniperrr

everyone talking about their spotify wrapped:

me, the loser in the corner who uses youtube music:

Dec 4, 2024, 8:29 PM
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juniperrr @juniperrr

am i the only person that actually fixes their typos on discord?? like i see other people just leave typos but i feel like im the only one who uses backspace on that platform

Dec 3, 2024, 9:04 PM
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juniperrr @juniperrr

south korean president declaring martial law and then instantly getting ratioed by parliament will never not be funny

Dec 3, 2024, 4:27 PM
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juniperrr @juniperrr

just got my new keyboard lol

it’s a keychron k3 max, for those curious

Dec 1, 2024, 11:41 PM
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juniperrr @juniperrr

i live for the monks in monty python and the holy grail 😔🙏🙏

Dec 1, 2024, 12:27 PM
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juniperrr @juniperrr

bag of holding but it has pain inside of it so really it's more like a pain box from dune except it’s a bag so it’s really more like a pain bag

juniperrr @juniperrr

bag of holding but it has a black hole inside of it so really it's more like a bag of deletion

Nov 28, 2024, 2:16 AM
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Dec 1, 2024, 11:02 AM
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cleo-mitergauge @cleo-mitergauge

i hate being interested in so many different subjects because like, how the hell am i supposed what to choose to specialise into

like, i love astronomy and physics, but i’m good at math, but im also really passionate about biology, and also really passionate about computer science, and also really interested in philosophy, and i write stories as a hobby

like how the fuck am i supposed to pick one subject to specialise into when i love all of these things

Dec 1, 2024, 7:54 AM
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Dec 1, 2024, 10:56 AM
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juniperrr @juniperrr

picture this:

you're sad because someone stole your sandwich but you're suddenly filled with rage so you go fight them to steal it back

this song is exactly that: https://soundcloud.com/redstone1080/sandwich-gone

Dec 1, 2024, 12:31 AM
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juniperrr @juniperrr

interestingly, the name of the bird probably comes from the country!

the bird was being traded around in Europe and Asia at the time, and nobody really knew where it came from. so most european languages have a different name for it, like in france where they thought it came from india, so they called it “dinde”. in england, i guess it was commonly thought that the bird came from turkey, so that’s what it’s called in english today!

(no i didnt learn this from etymology nerd what are you talking about)

zagle1772 @zagle1772

happy day commonly asociated with that bird that in contemporary english is commonly referred to by the name of that one country

Nov 28, 2024, 5:07 PM
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Nov 30, 2024, 1:42 PM
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toaks @toaks

yeah high budget AAA games are cool but I think it would be funny if a scratch project got a $100 million budget

Nov 30, 2024, 1:21 AM
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