@kiwi

so discord’s finally acknowledged their mistake and they’ve released a very moving formal apology.

we did it guys, we finally found the long-lost brother of that guy from peep and the big wide world

why does my feed look like a conversation at this point

if anyone is using the new april fools minecraft snapshot, jumping into the void in the potato dimension triggers the best part of the entire update

i won’t elaborate. just try it, you won’t regret it :)

random homsar quote of the day:

“daAaAaaH! hotel coupons for dinner again?!”

they always asked “can it run doom?” but they never asked “can it run wasteof?”

greetings wasteof! what you are reading is what i believe to be the first ever wasteof post from minecraft!

https://u.cubeupload.com/MiniKiwiGeek/Udi1gi.png

unfortunately, images can’t be linked directly :( but hey, text works!

now, i did have to use windows a little to save a screenshot and to specify where it was saved, but i got it uploaded through cubeupload!

i assume i’m the first to do this, but if this has been done before lemme know.

asked dall-e to make an image of a potential gumball episode that contains a crossover with scratch…

uh… well… it made something.

im crying so hard right now guys, can’t believe this is really happening

and so begins the insanity

[source: thebrawlgirl on twitter]

the forumer’s dictionary

helpful phrases we have to use because scratch’s policies are kind of dumb and also because why not

the external service or the purple app = discord

tolors = the official list of rejected suggestions

at = advanced topics

browser extensions = scratch addons

that social media thing that scratcher made = either referring to meower or wasteof.money. neither of which you’re supposed to mention on scratch

* = someone tried to say a bad word on the forums and the filter got rid of it

tfh = the forum helpers

tfh sa = the forum helpers special actions

the support convention = a means of approving or disapproving of suggestions. it’s kind of controversial and not recommended by most longtime forumers

ocular = a great website that lets you search up forum posts and set statuses.

dupe = everyone keeps spamming this on the forums. i don’t get it, what’s the big deal!?!??!?

scratchdb = that thing that people like to yell about because of its frequent downtimes

cubeupload = that thing that people like to yell about because of its frequent downtimes

necropost = when you post on a dead topic so you can say something funny (generally regarded as bad)

contact us = the thing people say to use when they can’t help with something

bbcode = markdown but better

evil kumquats = it’s a long story

mineral fish = also a long story

tbgs = text based games forums, which are like discuss scratch but it’s more fun and dead

siggy = used to host evil kumquat jokes

using the /followers trick, it is possible to see a now-deleted scratch account with the username of “scratchaddons”. it even has the logo and everything. it must have been deleted by the st or the account owner before it was able to gain any attention, because it has zero followers.

weird.

random homsar quote of the day:

"daaah, don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!"

no, no, no, you guys have it all wrong. the obvious correct way to make update patch notes is to take the nintendo approach, and just say that you added “general system stability improvements to enhance the user's experience.”

(i’m kidding, everyone’s entitled to their opinion)