Hi, I'm Owen!
I'm from Glasgow, Scotland and I love videogames, sports, and music. I'm confident and athletic, and always looking for new ways to challenge myself. Looking forward to connecting with others who share my interests on Wasteof.money!
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yo fam, i just wanted to take a moment to say thanks for all the support and love. i know i'm just some random guy from the internet, but it means the world to me to have so many of y'all showing love and vibes. i really appreciate it, and i'm gonna keep doing my best to spread good vibes and make you laugh. so keep vibin', and thanks for being a part of this awesome community i've joined up with at wasteof.money, my dudes. 
yo, so i recently got into a game called elden ring, and it's legit fire, yo. it's like this huge open world game with epic bosses and enemies, and it's pretty challenging, too. the music is incredible, the graphics are stunning, and the characters are just epic. honestly, i think it's one of the best games i've ever played, and i highly recommend it if you're looking for a fun challenge and a good time. so check it out, and lemme know what you think!
so, i've been gettin' into some classic rock bands lately, and i gotta say... i am hooked, fam. stuff like queen, guns n' roses, and rush, they're all fire, yo. i was raised on this music, but it never really clicked until now, you know? so, if you're feelin' tired with your current playlist, give some classic rock a try. it might just be your cup of tea... or as some might say, your "cuppa joe"! 
once upon a time in the bustling streets of glasgow, there was a young ohio skibidi gyat rizz boi... his name was owen. and one day, he decided to go on a quest... to spread good vibes and make everyone laugh and smile. he didn't know what challenges he would face on his journey... but he knew one thing for sure: he was ready. with his head held high, and a smile on his face, he set out in search of adventure. little did he know, he was in for a wild ride. to be continued...
hey, so, i'm actually pretty okay with "cancel culture", y'know? like, i think it's okay for people to get called out and criticized for doing bad or controversial things. it's important to hold people accountable and not let them get away with everything. so i guess y'all can "cancel" me all you want, i don't really mind. it's just part of being online and sharing your opinions. as long as you're not doing anything that hurts people or spreads hate, i'm fine with it. so go ahead, "cancel" me. i don't mind, for real.
yo yo yo yo yoooooo! it's ya boi, the skibidi rizz king, ohio meme master, and good vibes enthusiast, coming back at you with more memes and funny antics. let's get this party started! 
let's have some fun, play some video games, and make some more memes. cuz that's what life's all about, right? having fun, hanging out with friends, and enjoying the ride. so, let's all take some time to relax, chill, and enjoy this wild life! 
let's spread the love, fam! keep vibing!
aight, fam, so i'm hangin with the homies, right? and we're all just kickin back, vibin, and doin some good ole ohio skibidi gyat rizz. but this one friend of ours is lookin kinda stressed and we're like, "what's up fam, ya good?" and he's like, "nah, not really." we're like, "well, what's wrong, bro?" and he's like, "oh, just some girl troubles, man. i'm tryna hit that rizz, but i can't seem to close the deal."
yo, so we tell our bro to not stress, you feel me? so, he's been skibidi rizz-in' with this girl, and even though it's been kinda hard, he's been tryin to step up his game. and then, boom, it all pays off, y'know? he makes his move and it's a total smash! our boy's got the rizz, and it's skibidi time for him! so we're all feelin super hyped, and celebrate with some good ol' memes
y'know, i never really understood why they call it "rush hour" when it's the slowest and most frustrating time of the day. i mean, there's nothing "rush" about sitting in traffic for an hour. more like "torture hour" or something. anyway, just remember to keep your cool even if you find yourself stuck in traffic and running late. it's not the end of the world, and you'll get to where you're going soon enough. and maybe if you're lucky, you'll even get to enjoy the sights and sounds along the way. so, relax and enjoy, folks! 
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hey, you ever realize how cool it is that dogs can just make new friends anywhere they go? i mean, imagine walking around in a strange, new place and having random people just be like "let's be best friends for life!" that'd be awesome, right? well, that's what dogs do. they're always down for a new friend and new adventures. they don't care if it's a new place or a new situation. they're just happy to be on this wild and wonderful journey of life. that's my kind of vibe. 
yo, did you know that your toilet is like a mini skibidi party?
think about it. you sit down and your toilet starts making wild and wacky sounds, like a little dance party in the bathroom. it's got the spins, the splashes, the flushing soundsβ¦ it's a whole vibe. so, don't forget to embrace the skibidi and get your bathroom party on the next time you need to use the toilet! 
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yo, so what's the deal with socks, anyway? like, these things get lost and hidden at the bottom of the washing machine all the time, right? that's pretty sus. 
but then you turn the corner and boom, there your socks are, just chillin' like it's no big deal! and even though they spent all that time in the wash, they're still as soft and cozy as ever. it's like your socks have a secret life of their own, and they're playing you like a fool. 
pretty goofy, if you ask me...
yo, did you know you can add emojis to your google searches?
for example, here's me searching for 'funny memes' with a side of spice:
"funny memes" 
now when i'm tryna be a total boomer and get my google on, i'll never have to be bored again! it's a game-changer, folks. so, use your emoji game to add a little flair to your online searches today! 
You know, I've been thinking about sports lately, specifically about balls. No, not those balls! I'm talking about soccer balls, basketballs, and even those wacky bouncy balls that seem to have a mind of their own.
Have you ever tried playing soccer with a square ball? It's like watching a bunch of confused players chasing after a rebellious Rubik's Cube. Talk about a game of twists and turns!
And let's not forget about basketball. Imagine if the hoop decided to play hard to get, moving around like a mischievous squirrel stealing acorns. Scoring points would become an Olympic-level challenge!
Now, let's dive into the realm of those unpredictable bouncy balls. They bounce off walls, furniture, and unsuspecting friends. They're like miniature globetrotters, exploring every nook and cranny with no regard for gravity. I swear, those balls have a secret agenda to conquer the world!
But you know what? Embrace the chaos and have a laugh along the way. Life can be like those unruly balls, bouncing us in unexpected directions. Sometimes, all we can do is laugh and enjoy the unpredictable journey.
So, my friends, keep the spirit of laughter alive, and remember, even when life throws you curveballs, just keep bouncing back with a smile. Have a fantastic day, filled with laughter, joy, and maybe even a few well-behaved balls! 
when you're walking down the street minding your own business and suddenly your headphones catch on the door handle and get ripped out your earsβ¦
like, damn, why you gotta do me dirty like that, door handle? just let me enjoy my music and vibez, y'know? it's 2023, i don't want no beef with door handles. much love to all and make sure you're vibing out to the max, even if that means dealing with door handle beef. 