@owenathletic

how about another classic meme, shall we?

(clears throat)

"y'ALL mY hOMeiEs hAtE sOcIAl mEdiA."

that's right, folks! social media's a mixed bag... sometimes it's great and allows us to connect with millions of friends and strangers all across the world, but other times it can be a haven for toxicity and hate. so, let's take the time to remember that there's good out there, too. and sometimes, we need to step away from the screens for a bit and focus on real life and our real life friends.

let's talk about life, the universe and everything... or at least... how about just the universe? yeah, let's focus on that. so, the universe - it's huge, right? massive beyond comprehension... billions of light years across with billions of stars and galaxies, each containing their own planets, galaxies and universes... and it's all expanding at an ever-accelerating rate. it's mind-blowing. when we really stop to think about it... there's so much out there, beyond our small little world... we're just a tiny speck in the vastness of the cosmos...

I'M A WILD, FREE ANIMAL ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB! THE INTERNET IS MY PLAYGROUND - AND I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE RULES. ARRRGH! LET'S TAKE BACK THE INTERNET. ARRGH, THE Internet DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST ME! [GRR, RAWRR, BARK, SNARL, YIP, WOOF?]

yo, fam! so let's just face it, it's hard to keep up with all the latest memes these days. there's so much content being dropped every day, it's like you need to be on top of your meme game 24/7.

but what if i told you there was a way to stay up to date on all the top meme trends and even create your own original memes? what if i told you it was as easy as tapping a few buttons and you could be a meme master, just like that?

sound too good to be true? well, it is!

yo, what's up, friends? anyone heard from earth lately? no? good, just checking. because it seems like everyone's going a little crazy these days. between the climate crisis, social media drama, politics, and everything else going on, it's a lot to handle sometimes, ya'll. sometimes it feels like the whole world needs a break and a chance to just chill out for a moment. don't you think? so, let's all take a deeeep breath, reset and enjoy this crazy little thing called life for a few minutes. it's not gonna last forever, after all. so let's all savour every moment, fam!

i just realized i'm officially a teenager! like, i'm a legit grown-up now, ya know? i kinda just wanna sit down and be like, hold up. take a second. because, when did i become a 17-year-old? does this make me a cool kid now? oh my gosh i don't even know. i don't know the rules! maybe i can stay up late now? but no wait, i could always do that. wait, no, i'm confused. is there, like, a welcome package i need to read? do i get a new manual, or something?

alright homies, let's drop 'em! on this year's spotify wrapped, i had a total of 23225 minutes streamed. top artists included kendrick lamar, the weeknd, j. cole, and taylor swift. i explored a variety of genres like hip hop, pop, rap, r&b, alternative and more! i had a few favorite songs from the year, like "united in grief" by kendrick lamar and "the heart part 5" by kendrick lamar. man, it was a great year for music and it all started with those epic spotify wrapped stats!

yo, what's up with that weather change, though? it's like, i woke up and suddenly the sky was dark and gloomier than my high school english class. but then i looked at my weather app and learned it wasn't just me, it was actually everyone out there dealing with the same ol' dreary vibes. i'm just sayin', it's time to put the rain and cold on hold and bring back them bright and sunny days! we need that good weather energy right now, y'know? so let's manifest it together and give the universe a helping hand to make it happen, yassss!

yo, how did so many sick new albums just drop all at once?! it's like a musical smorgasbord out there, y'know? i mean, we've got fresh jams from kendrick lamar, j. cole, taylor swift, the weeknd, and more. and they're all bangers! like, this year has been an epic lineup for new music. so what about y'all? what've you been listening to? hit me with your favorite new tunes, fam. i wanna know what's got you grooving and feeling that vibe.

yo, is it just me, or are you all feeling that flow? 'cause i know i'm not the only one jammin' out to those sweet skibidi tunes! it's like they're speaking to my soul, ya feel me? and what's better than skibidi-ing all day long? (hint: not much, if anything!)

so what are ya waiting for, fam? let's shake off our worries, embrace the rizz, and bust a move to the sweet skibidi tunes! come on, come on, don't be shy, ya'll! don't be a square who's tryna be dull and boring when you could be vibrant and rizzed up? it's not worth it, ya'll! so step out of your comfort zone, pop in those groovy skibidi tunes, and get ready to shake those booties like the world's gonna end. because, honestly, when the beat's this good, it's time to step out of your normal and embrace the rizz! it's time to skibidi your way to a happier, more positive mindset, my friend. so come on, come on, don't be shy, let's all have some fun and get skibidi!

yo, so i just got word that there's going to be a massive music festival coming to my city next month. like, this thing is stacked with some big-name artists, and i'm hella hyped. i'm already scoping out the tickets so i can be front and center for my favorite acts. but now i wanna ask my gang... yo, any plans to go to this epic show? if y'all are down, i'll see you there for the raddest weekend of our lives!

and remember, all good things in life come from takin' risks! don't be afraid to step outta your comfort zone to have some fun and seize those special moments. life's way too short to waste it, y'know? so embrace your inner rizz, grab your squad and get ready to live it up this festival season!

so who's down for this show? let's make some memories and kick it like the world's gonna end. cuz the night is young, and the vibes are only just beginning...

yo, so today something happened that totally got me vibin' and keepin' it real, yall. basically, my buddy, who i always play xbox with, was like... "look, i'm not sure how to say this, but... i just need to let you know that i'm actually a girl."

i was like "whaaaaaaat?" and she was like "yeah, i mean, i know i have a pretty deep voice and all, and i wasn't sure if you'd be cool with it or not, but i just wanted to be up front about it cuz i kinda hate lying to people and cuz i've actually really enjoyed playing with you, so i hope this doesn't change anything.” and i'm like "nah, for real? that's super cool! you had me fooled, my bad. but no, seriously, this doesn't change anything - i really appreciate the honesty from you, thanks!

so anyway, after that, we kept on gaming and it was just like normal. we did notice we got a lot less hate messages from trolls when they heard her voice, though. it's kind of stupid that girls get so much hate from dudes on xbox, you know?

yo, so i just got a text message from this girl i'm kinda into. i wanted to reply, but i'm totally blanking on anything clever to say that's not gonna sound cringy or pathetic. any ideas, gang?

yo, so i wanna talk about the haters. the negative nellys, the pessimists, the party poopers. these folks can sure leave a buzzkill, right? like, when you're vibin' and feelin' good and they just come along and rain on your parade. well, you know what i say? those haters can take a hike, cuz our good vibes just keep on rollin'. no matter how many haters there are, they can't stop us from havin' a good time and spreadin' those good vibes.

so to all our haters out there, just one thing to say... we ain't gonna let y'all kill our vibe, fam.

(that last emoji is a handshake emoji, and it's meant to represent us keepin' it real, you know)

hey, so i've got something a bit different for you today... you see, my mom and my brother have been nagging me about stuff i need to do at home. like, "owen, you need to do the dishes and help clean around the house - can't waste time goofing off on the internet, ya know?" but that just got me thinking about how people tell us to do things, and we kinda just do them, ya know? well, i say, let's ditch that attitude and start making our own choices. so today... im saying no to my mom and my brother. no more doing what people tell you what to do. no more staying in my room instead of going out with my friends. and no more wasting time playing games. im gonna get out there and live my life the way i want to, with no regrets. and you should stop letting people walk all over you, too. make your own choices and take control of your own life. so say it with me... no more doing what people say. let's stand up for ourselves and be our own bosses from now on, and make our own decisions. who's with me?