@theglasspenguin
i’m a person that does things like drawing comics, writing code, and also tons of other things that i’d hit the character limit if i tried to explain.
something something
the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed but eventually
the champion stood
the rest saw their better
mister rogers in a blood-stained sweater
Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into
Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS BEING BROADCAST AT THE REQUEST OF THE YO MAMA FOUNDATION. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, AND THIS IS NOT A TEST. THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS BEING BROADCAST WORLDWIDE AND YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION. AN ANOMALY OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN HAS BEEN SIGHTED BY POLICE AND CIVILIANS AND WAS SEEN BRUTALLY MURDERING PEOPLE WITH [MEMES] AND A GIANT SWORD. JIMMY NEUTRON HAS IDENTIFIED THIS ANOMALY TO BE ACTIVE IN THE FOLLOWING COUNTRIES - UNITED STATES, CANADA, MEXICO, GUATEMALA, BRAZIL, COSTA RICA, VENEZUELA, BRAZIL, DENMARK, SWEDEN, NORWAY, FINLAND, ESTONIA, LATVIA, LITHUANIA, POLAND, BRAZIL, GERMANY, NETHERLANDS, BRAZIL, AND BRAZIL. IF YOU ARE WITHIN THESE COUNTRIES, STAY INDOORS, LOCK ALL DOORS AND COVER WINDOWS, DO NOT TRAVEL IN A VEHICLE, AVOID TRAVELLING DURING THE NIGHT AT ALL COSTS AND ENSURE YOU HAVE FOOD AND WATER. AVOID CRINGE MEMES. IF YOU SEE THE ANOMALY, DROP TO THE GROUND AND PLAY DEAD. DO NOT ENGAGE. ARMED FORCES ARE WORKING TO CONTAIN THIS THREAT AND WILL PROVIDE RATIONS TO THOSE IN NEED. NEIGHBOURING COUNTRIES SHOULD PREPARE NOW AND FURTHER UPDATES WILL BE BROADCAST IF NECESSARY.
- incendiarygaming on the text-based games forum
why did someone like this post?
is there someone who just mindlessly likes every post of mine?
if there’s one thing ubuntu got right, it’s the old ‘ambiance’ aesthetic. right up there with os x and the default mate theme
the terminal coloring is decent too
i spent the last 20 minutes trying to wedge a widget between 2 icons
i need sleep
My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
dark mode helps your eyes, but you know what’d help them better?
turning the f!!king brightness down.
ok, so for some irc bot i’m trying to make:
how would you convert html code to an image? sorta like https://www.npmjs.com/package/html-to-image but without a browser/dom (since it’s a bot, it has no browser)