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Damn really cured my depression by being happy
This sounds unbelievably stupid but it's amazing to realize the amount of power you have over how other people feel, especially for being happy. It's become so standard to close up and just talk negatively about yourself that you may not realize how easily you can make someone else's day good.
that would be cool but I kinda doubt it :/
I'm tired of people never listening to my recommendations. I'll be like "dude this book literally changed my life you have to read it" and they'll be like "". No one has ever come back to me and said something like "omg I took your recommendation and wow it was good" so here is my favorite stuff:
Play the video game ultrakill. It's the best.
Read Stranger in a Strange Land. It will change the way you look at the world.
Play Just Cause 3. It's an action movie but game
Read the Dragonlance chronicles. It's the best fantasy series I have read so far.
Play Spider-Man. It's good.
Read the Dark Tower series, especially the second book (which is The Drawing of Three). It's better fantasy than Dragonlance even though Dragonlance is peak.
Read The Long Walk. It gives amazing insight into the deterioration of the body and the effects of that on the mind.
Play Doki Doki Literature Club. It is amazing
Read Game of Thrones. It's complex.
watch Spider-man: across the Spider-verse. it is objectively the best animated move ever made.
that being said, watch Totoro. No villains, just fluffy cat forest gods. studio ghibli (correct spelling? its gib-li) made it.
Play Minecraft. It tastes like childhood.
These are a few of my favorite things. All of them are worth your time. Now that you know about them you can go get them. The books especially, which are free at libraries. It would mean a lot to me if even one person takes my advice and finds something great.
:)
Dear diary: today I got a perfect rank on the first Gabrielle fight in ultrakill on violent difficulty. I beat him in one try. Last time I faced this version of Gabrielle, it took me an (unironically) 69 attempts.
I mean, (at least in my opinion) he's been the best for the last while. Can't wait for the new president update tho
obama is my favorite president not really because of any particular political belief but because he seemed just so laid back for a president like I know he probably wasnât but god damn he acted chill
instructions unclear, I time traveled to the Victorian era
Literally anywhere in the late 1800s-early 1900s is not a great place to be for the most part:
1890 - Congrats everyone has polio and women have no rights!
1900 - Cool now women still donât have rights but weâre going to pretend like they do and also if youâre older than 3 years old good luck in the coal mines
1910 - Congrats thereâs a giant war going on. If youâre a white male over the age of like 16 youâre going to die in a gigantic war and if youâre a minority male youâre going to die in a gigantic war with crappier equipment and a shitty burial (women still have no rights btw)
1920 - Good news: the gigantic war is over! Bad news: everyone you know died and women still have no rights
1930 - You thought you were done? The Germans decide they didnât get their butts kicked hard enough so some Austrian painter dude decides to try and take over the world again!!!!!! If youâre a soldier, you die in combat (bonus: sadistic biological warfare was just invented) by being bombed or mustard-gassed! If youâre a civilian, you can avoid the mustard gas but theyâre still probably going to Blitzkrieg the shit out of you
1940 - more war (this dark-haired hater of people with dark hair really doesn't give up), etc. sarcastic remark about women not having rights for the fifth time
âI was born in the wrong generationâ NO YOU WERE NOT
Did you love the idea of crossing the United States to Manifest Destinyâą? I hope you also love dying of dysentery in a hot cart pulled by two sickly horses in the middle of the Wyoming wilderness!
âI would have loved to live in the Victorian era itâs just so
aesthetic â The aesthetic is wholly ruined once youâre diagnosed with smallpox and the doctorâs best cure is to stand on your head in a bucket filled with leeches on each equinoxâMusic these days is so garbage. I hate mumble rappers, I only listen to Queen and Pink Floyd.â 1. Nobody stops you from having preferences or forcing you to listen to music you donât like 2. Congratulations youâre quirky and unique for listening to music that millions of other people listen to each month would you like a medal or a monument 3. Literally nobody cares about your music taste so why whine about it
âThey donât make music like this anymoreâ BRO THIS MUSIC VIDEO IS FROM 2017 HOLY CRAP ARE YOU FIVE YEARS OLD
Hot take: people should not celebrate or endorse obesity. Making something that is very unhealthy seem okay isn't right, especially something like weight.
Edit: I wholeheartedly do not mean to insult or make anyone feel bad. I support anyone who is fat, being fat does not make you a bad person or anything, but it's extremely important to understand that weight issues can be big health problems and it's important to care about weight.
Again, I mean no harm to anyone. If you are feeling depressed or negative, please reach out. There are people who will support you.
Thinking of asking for a PS5 for Christmas. Why? Because we only have outdated/not well functioning consoles, exclusive games like Spider-Man 2, and it lets us run all of our old PS4 discs
for those of you who donât know, there is a spell in D&D called âvicious mockery,â which is exculsive to bards. When cast, the caster says an insult and rolls damage. At 17th level, it deals 4d4 damage. A peasant (or commoner) has 10 hit points, so 4d4 can easily roll more than 10 damage. Therefore, a your mom joke can indeed kill in Dungeons and Dragons.