they say commas save lives, but in this case they only switch the target and killers 
LOL how did this even happen (and it’s still there somehow)
This is on trending today
Inspirational quote of the day :D
“Life is like a strawberry, it’s made of cheese”
-jeffalo 2050
honestly it would probably take an entire owl city on my porch for me to notice
how many owls could you see in a given day before you started to think there’s a problem
like
at what point does it stop being “oh hell. that’s multiple owls today. wack” and start being “what is happening, why are there owls. something is wrong”
the answer for me is like. anywhere from 6 to 13 depending on the context
y’know how in movies the characters can go to places (bars mostly) and get drinks “on the house”? well that happened to be cause we walked up to a bar and got two lemonades on the house 
we have had our differences (like 5 minutes ago), but in the end, i’ve never gone against such a valiant ratioer. i hereby endorse this statement and change the challenge to 111 by the end of 2023 and hopefully end the war (again)
it seems like the tables have turned… let’s reclaim our righteous victory, shall we?
i just checked wasteof for the first time today to find the aftermath of a war well fought. we dethroned dean and showed that the people of wasteof are more powerful than we look. i thank you all on this successful endeavor, and i bid you a peaceful future o7
shoutout @toaks @esben @8bitosc & @pkmnq for their verbal support
i spent like 10 minutes trying to open a bottle (like a normal water bottle) and gave up and just used a literal WRENCH. idk if those bottles are getting harder to open or if i’m getting weaker :cri:
kinda a shower thought, but if someone bought cloudflare they would basically be able to cause mass destruction pretty quickly
edit: my phone put it with proper grammar so i had to fix that
almost just formatted my hard drive instead of my thumb drive
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make sure to check your selected drive before formatting them kids
i’ve now seen a small movie where the last scene of the movie took place in the building where i was watching the movie, and a big movie in which the main character sits in a chair that i’ve sat in (in a non public setting).. so yeah, weird flex
we have reclaimed wynd yay, i am not stuck as xx_wyndsucks_xx
changed to this username as a joke but my irl friend saw me do it and stole the username so i guess this is me now
changed to this username as a joke but my irl friend saw me do it and stole the username so i guess this is me now