@youremom

Yo mamma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China as a belt

Yo mamma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number

Yo mamma so fat people keep pushing her in the water at the beach so she won't die

Yo mamma is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up

Yo mamma is so fat that on halloween she says trick or meatloaf

Yo mamma is so fat when I said release the Kraken, your mom came

Yo mamma so fat Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

Yo mamma is so fat were in her right now

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Yo mamma so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock

Yo mamma so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy

Yo mamma so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mamma so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices

Yo mamma so fat people keep pushing her in the water at the beach so she won't die