Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
Yo mamma so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes Chicago, New York, L.A.
Yo mamma is so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a five kill scorestreak.
Yo mamma is so fat that the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow
Yo mamma so fat they changed one size fits all to one size fits most
Yo mamma so fat her belly button got home 30 minutes before she did
Yo mamma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo mamma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
Yo mamma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up
Yo mamma is so fat when she was walking on the street her belly button was sticking out everybody started saying, hey look a third nipple!