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Yo, did you know that a group of ravens is called an "unkindness" ... which makes sense, considering the way they caw-lectively bully birds out of their turf.
that's a joke about birds in case you didn't catch that. 
whoëver it was 3at told me 3at 3e chord wi3 C E G B was called „c dominant seventh“, … why, 3at is false, and i can’t get it out of my head
this is 3e second time i’ve 3ought 3is was factsbot
STOP USING <www.> IN URLS
SUBDOMAINS WERE SUPPOSED TO MEAN SOMETHING
YEARS OF PUTTING <www.> AS THE SUBDOMAIN yet NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND for MAKING THE URI LONGER
think someone might not realize it’s a url without it? we had a tool for that, it was called “putting the scheme in the url“
“i want it to take ten more syllables to pronounce the url“ - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
„but <https://> is longer than <www.>“ so? not only is <https://> shorter to say, but it actually means something
(the way this is formatted is a joke/reference, but i am serious)
i understand 3e format for wiktionary article urls
i no longer have to search the word and then wiktionary into google
shoutout to my dad (he just said something 3at seems to suggest 3at he 3inks „waifu“ means 3e same 3ing as „anime girl“)
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according to wiktionary, 3e word „eep“ is a back-formation of „eepy“, which is a clipping of „sleepy“, despite 3e fact 3at „sleepy“ is derived from „sleep“
3is seems to suggest 3at „eepy“ predates „eep“, and while i am not surprized (i had no expectation to begin wi3), and 3is fact is completely useless, i 3ought i should share here
if a trans girl invites u over to “play board games“ do NOT go. it’s NOT code word for **** she will literally make you play something called The Knights of Easthollow for 17 hours
what
(i’m not surprized it isn’t code word for some3ing i just don’t know why you would 3ink someöne meant some3ing o3er 3an play board games when 3ey say 3is)
when i first heard 3e word „therian“, i 3ought 3ey said „aerian“, which, given 3e context, i 3ought meant „having to do wi3 3e signs of gemini, libra, and aquarius“