auriali @auriali

i need to set the record straight. anyone who tells you that i am @da-ta is WRONG! i am NOT @da-ta! any rumours claiming that i am an alt account of @da-ta is grossly mistaken! just because we like the same music, food, movies, memes and are both dyslexic does NOT mean we are the same person, because we're NOT! the reason i am only following @da-ta is because he paid me 1 McNugget shaped like a nugget for exclusive following rights (just like streaming services). so please, STOP with this BLATANT misinformation claiming that i am @da-ta, because i am NOT!

Mar 18, 2022, 12:07 AM
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I would like to formally apologize for my harsh language, I was under the impression that you were able to recognize my comment as humorous and harmless, a sentiment that was repaid with further insults and unnecessary cruelty. I am, as of now, in generally pleasant spirits. I bear no ill will to you or anyone else on this platform, and meant no insult in my comment, despite my admittedly harsh word choice.

While I both admire and respect your literary skills and your dedication to your argument, you are forgetting one crucial detail.

I will opt to ignore your unfortunate slander of my viewpoints as worthless and unneeded, instead shifting my gaze to more important issues at hand.

Auriali has no need for money. In fact, she eats coins like cereal every morning for breakfast, with or without milk.

The monetary value of the chicken nugget is of no concern to her.

The nugget is what matters; the gesture, the gifting.

Monetary bribes will get you nowhere in earning her respect, especially a bribe of such minute quantity. A single quarter will not satisfy her hunger.

I respect your willingness to share the light of Auriali with the rest of the community, but you must realize that you fundamentally misunderstand the degree at which her majesty operates.

As for the invoking of the wisemen’s words, they hold no power over me. I am more ancient than even the wise men you admire so.

In other words, and I cannot street this enough, don’t care, didn’t ask.