shaftgoblin @shaftgoblin

Goblins dont have tongues you dick. stop making me feel bad about it. Cancel this guy.

sivyx @sivyx

you wish you had a tongue as cleansing as mine

shaftgoblin @shaftgoblin

why would you post this. why would you say this online. this will never leave you. shaftgoblin leaves you in contemplation

sivyx @sivyx

i actually lick them clean like a cat

shaftgoblin @shaftgoblin

he does not fucking wash them hands

daily_news @daily_news
The Spicy Post:

It seems people are getting a little thrown off their rocker… let’s report on it!

  • @gilbert189 made a particularly spicy post about transgender individuals and his confusion on the topic. This has lead to a large amount of reposts on comments stemming from this first post.

  • Beyond basic antagonism for posting this kind of a post, @sivyx responded with a request for further hot takes. If you’d like the rundown:

    1. @lily hates straight and white people

    2. @mef believes that people need to get over the ever-consuming void and just live

    3. @shaftgoblin believes @sivyx does not wash their hands

  • Before the wildfire spread, there was a bit of a chain between @mef and @oren about preventing windows 7 from being abolished by the powers that be.

  • @rando went outside today. not recommended

That’s all for the spicy post. Keep making spicy posts to be featured on the next spicy post.

Thank you @shaftgoblin for the idea.

Thank you all for reading.

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