It appears that nobody picked up that this was supposed to a diversion from “MY BRAIN IS GOING FERAL” by being a suspiciously normal post
Brain is extremely bored of being a human, it’s been over [16-18] years and the only thing that’s changed is that I have hair in annoying places and more homework to do
relatable
I’m also kinda bewildered that people seem to find this almost relatable and aren’t weirded out about the fact the I want to “BE A C R E A T U R E”
truly bizarre