president @president

WELCOME TO THE WHITE CRACK HOUSE

Today marks the beginning of the Auriali-Perrin Administration. We will be appointing government roles tomorrow. Please note that this account was previously Auri24 which was the official account of my campaign for president. After a discussion with Oren, we decided it would be best for him to rename the president account, so I may claim it - which I have done.

My first act as president is to rename The White House to The Crack House, which was part of our manifesto, my second act is to rename 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to 308 Negro Arroyo Lane.

As we begin this Administration, I hope that you the people will find that my VP @perrin and I will do what is right by you and ensure that our nation remains silly. It’s time to get serious and restore insanity!

Jul 31, 2024, 10:33 PM
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