i love sausages
I copyright words
Well I copyright Kiwi so you are going to have to pay up or change your name
i copyright ratios, and hereby invalidate this ratio
Ratio
I copyright you, and therefore everything you have copyrighted as well 
Listen buddy
That's cool and all but I've copyrighted every possible alignment of all forms of matter, dark matter, and anti matter across time and the many dimensions we are unable to comprehend. As a mere mortal, I can indeed say that not only are the stars our birthright but everything is my legal birthright now, too. Bon appetit.
ok well while you goobers were off fighting over the little copyrights I got the really big one
I’ve copyrighted the fundamental property of mass
Checkmate.
Expect cease and desist notices shortly
I will be copyrighting sound, all songs that use sound now need to pay me.
i will be copyrighting 4/4 time, all songs that use it now need to pay me. this will be a wasteof.money for the music industry. pay up
boo communists
A spectre is haunting Europe—the spectre of Communism. All the Powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Czar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies.
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as Communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the Opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of Communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
Two things result from this fact.
I. Communism is already acknowledged by all European Powers to be itself a Power.
II. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Communism with a Manifesto of the party itself.
To this end, Communists of various nationalities have assembled in London, and sketched the following Manifesto, to be published in the English, French, German, Italian, Flemish and Danish languages.
I. BOURGEOIS AND PROLETARIANS
The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles.
Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, lord and serf, guild-master and journeyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary re-constitution of society at large, or in the common
RAHHH THERE ARE CHILDREN IN MY BASEMENT
GET THEM OUT THEY BROKE IN TRHOUGH THE WINDOW AND ARE NOW CONSUMING HIGHLY RADIOACTIVE SUBSTANCES