unrelated but i use natural rains to justify not showering
throwback to a few months ago when me and my brother walked a mile to the grocery store in the pouring rain without an umbrella in order to purchase 2 items for a mother’s day cake, then walked back right as the heavens opened and the rainstorm reached a near torrential downpour
it was a bonding experience like no other
i walked home from the pool and it started raining incredibly hard (i did not bring a jacket or umbrella). but being soaked and not caring whatsoever and lightly jogging home was one of the experiences of all time
nature fans going outside and getting soaked by rain: (they’re embracing the beauty of the world)
it did not work
OH YES FREE ME FROM MY SPLEEN, MAKE ME IMMORTAL PERRIN, MAKE ME UNSTOPPABLE!!
Why do you hold such obligation to a part of our vocabulary symbols which occurs fifth in array? Our vocabulary is truly frail.
OH YES FREE ME FROM MY SPLEEN, MAKE ME IMMORTAL PERRIN, MAKE ME UNSTOPPABLE!!
ok apparently i have an account here, i dont know who signed me up oh my god please help.
hi guys
Sent from my Japanese Smart Toilet with automatic flushing, 13 different rinse modes, mixer juicer and a fish tank complete with 3 goldfish and 6 unidentified species
i am at the brink of insanity
AMONG US LOL
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they call me the tax evader
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