@chester

Teamwork for the win! You go first
chester @chester

i have a zip bomb what should i do with it

Oct 26, 2022, 5:22 PM
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chester @chester

I don't understand the appeal of re-post chains.

tnix @tnix

exactly

okayhappex @okayhappex

Exactly

jeffalo @jeffalo

haha making repost chains is so FUNNY haha 😒

Oct 26, 2022, 5:43 AM
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chester @chester
gosoccerboy6 @gosoccerboy6

jeffalo DOXX TIME (not for senstive eyes or the faint of heart!!! 😤)

His name is Walter Hartwell White. he lives at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is his confession. If you're watching this tape, he’s probably dead, murdered by his brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using him as his recruiter. Shortly after jeffalo’s 50th birthday, Hank came to him with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that jeffalo use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. Jeffalo was... astounded, he... he always thought that Hank was a very moral man and jeffalo was... thrown, confused, but he was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. Jeffalo was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt his family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And jeffalo was weak. He didn't want his family to go into financial ruin so he agreed. Every day, he thinks back at that moment with regret. Jeffalo quickly realized that he was in way over his head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold jeffalo into servitude to this man, and when he tried to quit, Yagoo threatened his family. he didn't know where

Oct 24, 2022, 3:00 AM
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chester @chester
chester @chester

don’t you hate it when a dog walks up to you and says “Greetings, mortal. We don’t have time to chat, the Arkiniu are going to be here in about a 7th of a quarterhour and you must collect all the 7 Superiorbities before Dr. Morbius morbs us all. You don’t have time to bring your DS, leave it here. Quickly now, we wouldn’t want Jimmy to see us. Jimmy… he is not to be trusted.”

Jul 4, 2022, 3:37 AM
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chester @chester

I don't understand what the point of a mirror is. Why would I want to look at ugly people?

Oct 23, 2022, 2:38 AM
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chester @chester

True

allyz @allyz

8 hours of sleep is a rare luxury

Oct 22, 2022, 8:24 PM
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chester @chester

Also, I’m scheduling a video today. It’s actually really funny (it’s like 7 minutes long, get your popcorn)

Link: https://youtu.be/fNkK1NCaXw0

Oct 22, 2022, 7:11 PM
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chester @chester

Google Chrome is like the Chinese government

Oct 21, 2022, 10:20 PM
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chester @chester
orbitaldev @orbitaldev

Firefox is the best. Change my mind.

Sep 14, 2022, 7:11 PM
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chester @chester

dang, scratch.mit.edu isn’t returning responses but api.scratch.mit.edu is

update: fixed now wahoo

Oct 21, 2022, 2:31 PM
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chester @chester

👍

oren @oren

Advice to all Python users: learn JavaScript

Jul 6, 2022, 10:01 PM
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chester @chester

Thinking back to the time I blackmailed a kid on Xbox Live

Oct 19, 2022, 5:08 PM
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