The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted
Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on
I’m happy that England won - Watkins is a king, that’s an insane finish on the half term with the nutmeg.
But the referee tonight was an absolute disgrace - that was not a penalty, and he got countless other decisions wrong in our favour. How on earth is it integral in a top 5 biggest sporting competition in the world to have a ref in a semi final who got a 6 month ban for match fixing in the past?
The EUROs are fucking huge, way larger than the superbowl etc. How could this happen?
Dont forget the rubber duck party
Oh boy, you’ve barely scratched the surface. Here are some more candidates who ran in our general election this year.
First off, we have Elmo. Yes, a guy dressed as Elmo ran in the same constituency as Keir Starmer (Holborn and St Pancras), leader of the Labour Party and now our current Prime Minister - Elmo even shook Starmer’s hand while a member of the Monster Raving Loony Party stood beside him. And yes, that is also a real political party that was founded in 1982 and still runs in UK elections today.
And we also have Niko Omilana, a YouTuber who ran for London Mayor a few years ago and came 5th place. Every time he appeared in interviews and promotional videos, he would wear children’s glasses that clearly don’t fit his head. This time he ran in the Richmond and Northallerton constituency of the incumbent Prime Minister before the election, Rishi Sunak. When the results started to come in, it was clear Rishi Sunak’s party, the Conservatives, were going to lose massively to Labour, as he did a speech in his constituency, Niko held an L sign behind him lmao.
And lastly, we have Captain Beany. He ran in the North East Somerset constituency next to the Conservative candidate Jacob Rees-Mogg - he’s not very liked, being the incumbent of that seat and also being excessively posh. He lost his seat while standing next to Captain Beany, who was wearing a baked bean balaclava.
just found out theres a UK prime minister candidate named Count Binface and he looks like a discount superhero
Love you Esben but England ain’t scoring 4 lmao
I predict a 2-1 England win
Bad debate nights happen. Trust me, I know. But at the end of the day Biden is still the main man in the US Presidential race - after all, he is the first vice president black women to serve with a black president.
Sporting predictions
disclaimer: I will be right
Euros: Spain beat Italy in the final.
World T20: India beat South Africa by 17 runs
Olympics: USA get the most medals, followed by China then the UK (I have hope guys)
Hey guys welcome back to episode 2 of blatant racist Twitter posts that get loads of likes. Today on our menu undeservedly are the Indians.
just another reason why wasteof is better!
Am sorry it has come to my attention i was wearing a t shirt which has confederate flag but i was not aware what it means
The biggest thing i’ve seen on twitter is people talking about The Celtics Basketball Team saying they are “world champions” despite just winning the NBA
It’s so stupid they call themselves that, you won a DOMESTIC LEAGUE. I don’t care if USA have the best basketball league, that doesn’t mean your world champions when you haven’t won that against international teams.
Who wins the Champions league (cup tournament for best European football/soccer teams) are always the best team in the world but I’ve never seen a team call winning that “world champions” since they haven’t faced teams from the world! I feel like it’s just American arrogance.
O fell off so hard 
Good O: Gone but not forgotten 
UPDATE 
TIER LIST BEFORE AND AFTER ALL OF THEM FELL OFF 
(using first letters of their names btw)
all of my friends absolutely fell off and i only have one decent friend left! yippee!
This is why the LGBTQ+ community is so misleading, they claim they accept everyone but then secretly discriminate against minorities. Just sick of it really.
