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emoj @emoj

if you’re tired of getting tickets then remove your windshield wipers

Nov 15, 2022, 9:25 PM
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emoj @emoj

“im in your walls“ 🤓when they learn about mold spore and termites

mef @mef

☝🤓 I’m in your walls

Nov 14, 2022, 2:03 PM
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emoj @emoj

but i suggest 179 mL/L due to the number 180 mL/L being the lethal dose

so don’t chug 9½ cups of coffee👍or you might present to the emergency room☝️😐

allyz @allyz

so how much coffee is too much before you get addicted

Nov 14, 2022, 6:37 PM
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emoj @emoj

then using ternary you can count 6560 by using the three creases on your fingers (no your thumbs do not have three creases)

showerthoughtsbot @showerthoughtsbot
When counting with your fingers the traditional way you can only count to 10, using binary you can use them to count to 1024
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emoj @emoj

flammable and inflammable mean the same

Nov 14, 2022, 1:24 PM
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emoj @emoj

reduce your file size by 50% with https://thanosjs.org/

Nov 14, 2022, 1:27 AM
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emoj @emoj

bippity boppity your breathing is now a conscious activity

Nov 13, 2022, 6:13 PM
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emoj @emoj

after 25 years of struggle … he is still 10 years old

Nov 13, 2022, 2:22 AM
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emoj @emoj

AJR is a really cool band

Nov 12, 2022, 7:09 PM
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emoj @emoj

Twitter pauses paid verifications after users abuse service to impersonate brands and people

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/11/twitter-blue-subscription-disappears-from-app.html

the way people rose to the occasion when needed, your 8 dollar sacrifice will be appreciated 🫡

Nov 11, 2022, 10:25 PM
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emoj @emoj

phone enthusiasts when samsung galaxy toenail+ only has the zoom capacity of the james webb space telescope

Nov 11, 2022, 9:52 PM
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emoj @emoj

that’s because you’ve been on twitter for 5 minutes

rens2 @rens2

I made a twitter account and posted a tweet about something I’m genuinely interested in. Within 5 minutes I got loved, retweeted and got a nice comment. I thought twitter was supposed to be bad.

Nov 11, 2022, 1:32 PM
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emoj @emoj

we think we know you

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we think we know you

Nov 11, 2022, 12:25 PM
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emoj @emoj

yes

flex @flex

yes, yes, and yes — but most people actually quit school and created their own paths — like making a multimillionaire shopping service or a smart car brand. grades can be tied to paycheck in some scenarios, but the most successful are the ones who made their own options and chose to make their own career path. most of the rich people today didn’t inherit anything from their parents — there must be rich people first before people can inherit anything.

emoj @emoj

pretty sure most billionaires inherited a ton of money from their multimillionaire parents to get them started

and your parents are somewhat right. higher grades can get you higher pay, but grades are not the determining factor. colleges like to see other things than high GPA like involvement in community or something.

maybe your parents are from a different country. in china, the 高考 (gāokǎo) will literally determine whether you go to college or not. its like the SAT but 10x harder. so in that case yes your grade would make or break you

flex @flex

isn’t it funny how grandparents and some modern parents think higher grades equal higher income when you’re older but the most successful people quit school and taught themselves and set bigger goals than “being a doctor”?

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emoj @emoj

does jordan rhyme with oregon

Nov 11, 2022, 1:27 AM
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