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The bot I kinda made

esben @esben đź“Ś

A bagel, an egg, and a sausage walk into a bar

The bagel says, “Me and my friends will each have a beer”

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”

Jan 14, 2024, 6:28 PM
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esben @esben

@owenathletic dertermenter is right go try this and get arrested

esben @esben

Here is a side hustle idea for you guys. All you need is 1 partner, a phone/camera, and a empty cardboard box. The plan is this: Walk around a busy place with your partner pretending to film you, then go up to someone and say “Would you like to buy this mystery box for $10!?!” With enthusiasm. It’s simple, they will obviously assume there is like $100, or like, a ps5 or airpods, or a iphone. Because of the popular genre of tik tok/yt-shorts. Once they buy it, simply say “Ohhh there is nothing in it, better luck next time” And walk away with a smirk on your face, because you my friend, are now $10 richer.

May 29, 2023, 7:48 PM
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May 31, 2023, 8:46 PM
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esben @esben

Eh, minimum wage is like 10ish dollars an hour. So to make minimum wage you have to get 1 person an hour, and you can go up to like 2 people a minute. So you will probably ending up getting 2-5 people an hour, which is a lot more than minimum wage. I think if you find a busy high street this would actually work

chiroyce @chiroyce

you forgot the part where they say “no, thank you” and plug in their earphones/earpods/headphones whatever and walk away ignoring you

esben @esben

Here is a side hustle idea for you guys. All you need is 1 partner, a phone/camera, and a empty cardboard box. The plan is this: Walk around a busy place with your partner pretending to film you, then go up to someone and say “Would you like to buy this mystery box for $10!?!” With enthusiasm. It’s simple, they will obviously assume there is like $100, or like, a ps5 or airpods, or a iphone. Because of the popular genre of tik tok/yt-shorts. Once they buy it, simply say “Ohhh there is nothing in it, better luck next time” And walk away with a smirk on your face, because you my friend, are now $10 richer.

May 29, 2023, 7:48 PM
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May 30, 2023, 2:40 AM
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May 30, 2023, 4:45 PM
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esben @esben

Question of the day:

If I were your ip address, what would I be?

(for legal reasons this is a joke)

May 30, 2023, 12:05 PM
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esben @esben

Can someone tell me how to make a wasteof bot in python

May 30, 2023, 9:42 AM
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esben @esben

Here is a side hustle idea for you guys. All you need is 1 partner, a phone/camera, and a empty cardboard box. The plan is this: Walk around a busy place with your partner pretending to film you, then go up to someone and say “Would you like to buy this mystery box for $10!?!” With enthusiasm. It’s simple, they will obviously assume there is like $100, or like, a ps5 or airpods, or a iphone. Because of the popular genre of tik tok/yt-shorts. Once they buy it, simply say “Ohhh there is nothing in it, better luck next time” And walk away with a smirk on your face, because you my friend, are now $10 richer.

May 29, 2023, 7:48 PM
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esben @esben

Ok guys listen up, here’s a simple hack that will get you many more followers on any social media you want. Scratch, Insta-scam, Face-crook, crap-chat. All of them. Just change your bio to something that includes the phrase “I follow everyone who follows me” oH bUT tHaT’s foLlOw fOr foLloW. Ahem, let me get to the good part, the best part is the fact that you don’t actually have to follow people back. People will never notice.

May 29, 2023, 6:18 PM
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esben @esben

People always worry about plastic, pollution, and people are now using paper spoons. Which suck, but why don’t people throw trash into black holes. After all, the one thing that is truly infinite, is space, as in, room to put stuff in

May 29, 2023, 5:33 PM
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esben @esben

instagram, more like, insta-scam

May 27, 2023, 6:51 AM
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esben @esben

I’m sorry, but who the heck just decides to make a video like this

And the $ dollar $ signs? This just feels over the top

May 26, 2023, 12:53 PM
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esben @esben

I was inspired by @mef to try some pixel art. So i drew what I thought wasteof.headquarters would look like.

May 26, 2023, 10:21 AM
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esben @esben

Where the red fern grows is the best book on the planet.

May 26, 2023, 9:43 AM
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esben @esben

Hot Take: Mushrooms are fungus, not food, and they taste disgusting

May 25, 2023, 9:06 PM
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esben @esben

Ok, so idk if people knew this, but in the UK, they take American foods, and make them “Healthier”. You can notice it in, skittles, sourpatch kids, fanta, and more. And uh, i dont like that, so it’s bad. So uh change it, because it’s stupid.

dertermenter @dertermenter

Hot take: Other people should start posting their hot takes.

I’m interestred on other users unpopular opinions on this site, especially the ones who bash/ratio my takes! Who likes banana on pizza? Who thinks Lis was a good prime minister? Who thinks Blackberry phones are still great (does that company even still sell phones?)

These posts also get users engaged with one another in comments and reposts. So come along, what are YOUR hot takes?

May 11, 2023, 9:27 PM
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May 25, 2023, 5:49 PM
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esben @esben

Orange wasteof.money is so fire (best theme)

May 25, 2023, 10:35 AM
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esben @esben

Most people say money doesn’t buy happiness. A lot of people say it actually does.

I would say, Money, buys temporary happiness. If you suddenly won 10 million dollars. The first year of your wealth would probably feel pretty awesome. But after a year, “eh”

Make sure you chase the lasting things in life, memories, friends, and other things.

When the people you’re close to die, don’t live in regret. That you were chasing more money, and more social clout. Live life in the moment.

May 25, 2023, 9:36 AM
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