@esben

wasteof.funny | posting random stuff I think of

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beta person who wanders around the internet REST IN PEACE RATIO šŸ’– I use beta whenever I need to surpass the 1500 character limit for certain posts DISCORD = esben4 My banner and PFP are from the wonderful website "Google" Wannabe Dev that can't actually code

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esben @esben

So uhhh, is Covid over?? Genuine question though, when does it officially be ā€œoverā€

May 4, 2024, 5:46 PM
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RIP to the 14 year old boy killed by a psycho with a sword in London

May 1, 2024, 12:03 PM
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Wait till the greenscreen kids find away to put their face in the corner of posts lollā€¦.

Apr 30, 2024, 9:00 PM
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Scratcher's asking for ā€œFeedbackā€ while everyone knows they are just advertising

šŸ˜

Apr 30, 2024, 9:34 AM
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Welcome back to stupid ideas!!! So hear me outā€¦ā€¦. We place a pwnagochi/flipper zero or sometype of small wifi network hackerā€¦ā€¦ onto a droneā€¦. and slowly fly over a city. Itā€™s a fool proof plan!

Apr 29, 2024, 8:43 PM
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Is committing cyber crimes in the middle of the ocean legal? (Iā€™m asking for a friend)

Apr 29, 2024, 5:20 PM
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Papa Johnā€™s over Dominoes any day of the week

Apr 29, 2024, 12:46 PM
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incendiary @incendiary

Battle for Google Sheets (B4GS), the original (I think) spreadsheet-based strategy game for Wasteof, is launching on May 12th.

In this Much Epic game for Big Brain Gamers, fight for control over a seemingly normal spreadsheet to become the biggest Society by acquiring resources, building structures, expanding your territory and conquering other civilizations. Donā€™t like fighting? Form alliances or build impenetrable defences. Want to gain an edge? Use Research Points and your wealth of materials to level up your buildings or Society. Iā€™ll be continuously improving the game over time, and if all goes well, things will last a long time. Anyone can drop in at any time, and if your Society gets conquered, you can join right back in.

Please spread the word and promote B4GS. Follow the official @b4gs account for more updates. Enjoy the rest of your day.

Apr 29, 2024, 4:52 AM
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esben @esben

Rabbit R1 looks really cool and pretty useful actually

Apr 28, 2024, 4:02 PM
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I just thought of a useful way to use the action button on iPhone 15ā€™s

Set it to toggle rotation lock, as someone who uses an iPad a decent-ish amount, this would be super useful, personally.

Apr 28, 2024, 8:39 AM
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Can you guys help me make #skibiditoilet trending on darflen, it would be a rlly funny prank lol

Apr 26, 2024, 9:00 PM
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Soonā„¢

jeffalo @jeffalo

iā€™m working on something big.. and itā€™s definitely going to be a little polarizing for a lot of wasteof.money users. but i think it will be awesome..

more details coming soon.

Apr 10, 2022, 3:23 PM
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Apr 26, 2024, 10:26 AM
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esben @esben

If your teacher ever says ā€œA picture is worth a thousand wordsā€ make sure to upload a jpeg for your 1000 word essay.

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Apr 26, 2024, 8:27 AM
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