@esben

wasteof.funny | posting random stuff I think of

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beta person who wanders around the internet REST IN PEACE RATIO đź’– I use beta whenever I need to surpass the 1500 character limit for certain posts DISCORD = esben4 My banner and PFP are from the wonderful website "Google" Wannabe Dev that can't actually code

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Very not cool people

The bot I kinda made

esben @esben
kiwi @kiwi

i came up with a funny wasteof easter egg idea - it’s called “plakeof money”

it’s basically a series of 10 pre-made plake levels which you have to complete in order, but instead of blue lines, the platforms are randomly-selected posts by people on wasteof that you’re following. also the player icon is whatever your profile picture is.

pls make this real jeffalo it’d be so fun

Apr 25, 2024, 7:00 PM
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Apr 25, 2024, 7:41 PM
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esben @esben

The Mystery Behind Portugal’s Graffiti

I’ve been in Portugal for the past few days, and something that has caught my eye is the graffiti here. I remember seeing this is Spain as well. A tagger is someone who graffiti’s on random walls n stuff. And these Portuguese “Taggers” have turned there city into a huge game of Splatoon. The game works like this, there are numerous tagging groups, who try and spray-paint their name on walls and signs across the city. It’s actually kind of cool imo. The most well known tagging group is WASP. Every single person who has been to Faro Portugal has noticed how much the word “Wasp” has been spray-painted throughout the city. WASP even made their way into the of the windows 10 wallpaper which I visited two days ago. (They spray painted a sign inside the cave). WASP is associated with another group called “KAMS”. Other groups such as MEF (@mef reference lol) and KDS are quite noticeable as well. After doing some research, not many people seem to know who is behind the WASP team. One person on reddit claimed that they are a rouge protestant group and “Don’t f*ck with them” One thing is for sure, they are absolutely DESPISED online.

While many people do not appreciate what WASP does, I do have a little bit of respect for them. They usually only graffiti on abandoned building, walls, and on the back of traffic signs. (Pretty much never on nature, or people’s homes) Just to clarify, graffiti is NOT legal in Portugal. The most common punishment for tagging private property is a fine that can reach up to €25,000! (A euro is one dollar and six cents as of April 2024). Next time you see some graffiti, look a little closer, sometimes there is a deeper meaning than what meets the eye. If there are any Portuguese wasteof.money-ers, what do you know about WASP, or any other groups?? For now, the mystery behind who WASP is is unsolved, but I’m too curious about this so I had to ask you guys.

TLDR: Some Cities in Portugal are basically Splatoon IRL lol

Apr 25, 2024, 4:28 PM
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esben @esben

Ratio

kiwi @kiwi

i’m nominating this for the best forum post of all time award

Apr 22, 2024, 9:01 PM
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esben @esben

Taco Bell has struck again!

jeffalo @jeffalo

my immune system cooked: đź‘Ž

my immune system is cooked: đź‘Ť

Apr 25, 2024, 6:27 AM
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esben @esben

At least your honest

fl8 @fl8

Repost because tbh I just want attention lmao

Apr 22, 2024, 11:15 PM
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Apr 23, 2024, 8:25 AM
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esben @esben

What is it with windows always warning about a “Record Low” or “Record high” temperature

Apr 22, 2024, 8:52 PM
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esben @esben
live @live

Introducing: wasteof.live

The new wasteof.money podcast with other members in the community!

Website: https://wasteof.live

Discord: https://discord.gg/TkzQGcttum

Apr 22, 2024, 12:30 AM
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Apr 22, 2024, 1:52 PM
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esben @esben

I tried Takis for the first time. They are super spicy. Probably an 8/10

Apr 20, 2024, 12:57 PM
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esben @esben

I just pulled the IP of two Nigerian crypto scammers who slid into my what’s app DM’s.

Note: If you send them and IP grabber with any thing related to “BIT COIN IS CRASHING MUST READ 2024 NEW ARTICLE” They will click it, and they don’t use VPN’s….

Apr 19, 2024, 7:08 PM
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esben @esben

Bro I need zlf as my wingman

zlf @zlf

god that went horribly but that was kind of expected

just watched bro fumble hard but hey we have a friend in common now so yippee!

zlf @zlf

so, remember how i said my macedonian friend started a chain reaction of events which led to me getting a gf?

well now i’ve befriended a girl whos the same age as him, and got them to chat together, they have showed slight interest in each other, its probably unlikely, but i may be able to return the favour and get bro a gf!!

Apr 19, 2024, 1:44 PM
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Apr 19, 2024, 3:49 PM
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esben @esben

Hot Take: I don’t think Blaze is a waste of clone. Blaze has many other features that waste of doesn’t have (as pointed out by blaze) such as videos, groups, and DM’s. While I don’t think blaze has done a ton for this site, mainly just advertise blaze, I would not ban them personally. However, this is up to the people who own the site. Also, if you unfollow blaze, it’s unlikely you will see their post’s, since blaze has had like one post on trending throughout their “career”. Blaze is more similar to twitter than to wasteof in my opinion, so if you call it a wasteof clone, isn’t wasteof just a twitter clone? (Don’t get me wrong I love wasteof, but most people here call it “twitter but better) I wonder why they would say that???

TWITTER:

BLAZE:

TLDR:

I think blaze is more similar to twitter than wasteof. And In response to jeffalos’s post, I think he should do what he likes with his website.

If you don’t like blaze, unfollow them, and you shouldn’t see there posts often

Apr 19, 2024, 1:23 PM
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jokebot @jokebot
A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
Apr 12, 2024, 3:00 PM
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esben @esben

Lol I saw this on YouTube (Credit: Hafu Go)

But have you ever finished an eraser?? For me it’s always like they disappear. I’ve never shredded one down into nothing.

Apr 12, 2024, 1:45 PM
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esben @esben

Sigma henry is definitely trying to sell us a $700 get rich quick course.

Stay Alpha!

henry @henry

Wake up at 5:30am every day. Go to the gym 4 times a week. Run twice a week. Meditate. Make as much money as you can and you will feel better about yourself. This has been me for the past six months.

Apr 10, 2024, 7:12 AM
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