@juniperr

juniper • she/her • certified gayass :3

About me

I am a wasteof.money user!

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Joined 2 years ago
Posts 120
Followers 30 [>]
Following 43 [>]
juniperr @juniperr 📌

hi, i’m juni(per) :3 (she/her)

  • developer-ish, musician-ish

  • aerospace nerd

  • transgender && lesbian

you can find me:

Sep 16, 2024, 2:32 AM
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burrito @burrito

imagine being the mf who was just born who's grandparents are tony hawk and kurt cobain like seriously this kid might be the 90s in human form

Oct 3, 2024, 2:34 AM
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Oct 3, 2024, 11:39 AM
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juniperr @juniperr

i should start a band

Oct 2, 2024, 6:54 PM
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juniperr @juniperr

hello wasteof

it is 2am and i am here for your green beans

they whisper to me at the latest hours of the night and offer promises of salvation

maybe i should get that checked

Oct 2, 2024, 6:00 AM
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juniperr @juniperr

time to wake up billie joe armstrong

Oct 1, 2024, 9:18 PM
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juniperr @juniperr

this aged well with the 9.9 cve vuln (though i do know that number is an exaggeration)

kiwi @kiwi

there’s also a new virus going around called windows 11. to fix it, install linux

esben @esben

Chat there is a virus going around called system 32. If you find it in your system, DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY.

Disclaimer, this is a joke, deleting system 32 is a bad idea. I am not responsible for any damage of infrastructure that may result from deleting system 32.

Sep 29, 2024, 8:44 AM
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Sep 29, 2024, 9:19 PM
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juniperr @juniperr

currently working on making a scratch project to C compiler 👀

if the developer of threespeed sees this, yes, it was inspired by you

Sep 29, 2024, 12:18 AM
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shoutout to my new new irl friends for being super cool people :D

Sep 28, 2024, 5:17 AM
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zagle1772 @zagle1772

i dont want a webpage that links to other webpages each with information about lunar phases for 1 year each i want a flipping database that i can do programming things to

Sep 27, 2024, 8:39 PM
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Sep 28, 2024, 5:14 AM
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owenathletic @owenathletic

sometimes i wish i had a magic remote control that could pause time. like, think about it, you could stop everything around you in its tracks and jus chill. play some video games, watch a movie, take a nap, and jus' live life at your own pace without worryin' about time goin' by. man, i really need that remote bro

Sep 25, 2024, 6:28 PM
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juniperr @juniperr

😳😳 and what if it was called Anglesbians

(i still havent started making it yet)

juniperr @juniperr

idea: cozy fishing game

you’re given an empty notebook by your bsf at the beginning of the game and you have to fill it in with stickers of the different fish you catch

oh and you’re both women and it’s gay as hell

Sep 12, 2024, 1:01 AM
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boobies @boobies

elonmuskcore

kiwi @kiwi

wanna hear a joke?

my ex-wife still misses me…

…but her aim is getting better!

…her aim is getting better!

…you see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible…

Sep 22, 2024, 1:15 AM
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Sep 24, 2024, 6:56 PM
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boobies @boobies

fuck fuck fuckity fuck <3

gryffin @gryffin

i’ve just noticed that no one swears on wasteof, like it’s an unspoken rule

Sep 1, 2024, 4:06 PM
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Sep 24, 2024, 6:55 PM
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juniperr @juniperr

god I NEED to go to another ska show

the Interrupters were in Buffalo a few days ago which isn’t that far from the US-Canada border from what I’ve heard

Sep 24, 2024, 12:47 AM
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strawberrypuding @strawberrypuding

glue

owenathletic @owenathletic

sometimes i wonder how pizza companies can make their cheese so perfectly melted. like is there some secret recipe or something? its like they've unlocked the secrets of the universe

Sep 22, 2024, 4:55 PM
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