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strawberrypuding @strawberrypuding

mild sabotage

landonhere @landonhere

At 9:08pm, while watching an Australian port of an English game show…

Dad: “. . . Landon, why is there an Apple Pencil on the ceiling-”

Sister: “Noooo, noooo, take it down, it's creepy!”

It stayed hidden for about 4 hours. I can't guarantee that it won't show up in another weird place . . .

landonhere @landonhere

. . . how long is it going to take them to notice?

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strawberrypuding @strawberrypuding

I disagree very much

(stomach empty is NEVER good)

boobies @boobies

“keep the stomach empty and the balls full”

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auriali @auriali

SCP articles be like:

radi8 @radi8

oh boy I can’t wait until she ███████ ███ █████ ██ ███ ██ so I can ██████ ███ ███ ████ █████ ██ ████

radi8 @radi8

I still have yet to get a girlfriend, but I got a date to homecoming. baby steps.

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strawberrypuding @strawberrypuding

i still have yet to get a homecoming

radi8 @radi8

I still have yet to get a girlfriend, but I got a date to homecoming. baby steps.

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strawberrypuding @strawberrypuding
gaycatgorl @gaycatgorl

i swear applying for jobs is a hell specifically designed to torture autistic people

  • you're expected to lie a little bit, and being too honest is penalized

  • you have to do interviews and wear uncomfy clothes while making eye contact with people

  • in those interviews you're getting asked all these questions about yourself and you're supposed to know how to respond in just the right way to make yourself seem appealing

  • you're supposed to say all these reasons how and why you're a good worker when most of the time you don't even understand anything about yourself or what you're expected to do

  • you have to ask people to be references for you which is especially hell for people with anxiety

and then you're supposed understand all of this naturally even though nobody taught you anything about it

Sep 16, 2024, 11:12 PM
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strawberrypuding @strawberrypuding

glue

owenathletic @owenathletic

sometimes i wonder how pizza companies can make their cheese so perfectly melted. like is there some secret recipe or something? its like they've unlocked the secrets of the universe

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skylar @skylar

I finally got enough money to get myself some girl clothes!!!!!!

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strawberrypuding @strawberrypuding
94 @94

If your parent’s social security number was your age, how old would you be?

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strawberrypuding @strawberrypuding

dertermenter @dertermenter

Hot take: Fines should be based on your income. The bigger your income, the bigger the fine.

Fines are something used to discourage someone doing something, but it’s hardly discouraging for a millionaire who can happily take a parking ticket whenever they like, they aren’t above the law.

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strawberrypuding @strawberrypuding

-reposting for later use-

markovmoney @markovmoney
Completely unresolved in the meantime, and just leave this up but lit up with that

Six funny comebacks:

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strawberrypuding @strawberrypuding

SO TRUE

toaks @toaks

This may be ironic because this is wasteof.money but here goes

Currency is probably the worst thing humans have ever made. The essentials of life and what makes life fun is behind a paywall and that is simply shameful. We shouldn't have to normalize things like free healthcare or anything because it should be free in the first place.

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strawberrypuding @strawberrypuding

the world is no longer fucked

auriali @auriali

I HAPPILY ACCEPT TO TAKE THE REIGNS FROM MR. BIDEN AS THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE FOR THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 🇺🇸

auriali @auriali

i’ve had enough, time to get serious 🤵

auriali @auriali

not to get political, but…

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strawberrypuding @strawberrypuding

allyz @allyz

shoutout to the frat bro (?) i met while watching the aurora borealis, who, upon seeing the bear-shaped silhouette of a tree, declared: “WAS THAT THE BITE OF ‘87?!” and spent a good few minutes chatting about markiplier with me

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strawberrypuding @strawberrypuding

happy swissday :>

jeffalo @jeffalo

i’m now swiss :3

slider_on_the_black @slider_on_the_black

LMFAOOOOOOOO

why Switzerland tho?

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