with how old emperor palpatine is, he really should be called emperor heart palpitations
5 years coming up since COVID is crazy, i feel like im living life in 2x speed
okay i wont
may i know what you are doing outside my house, though?
→ “anyone else concerned that zuck”
anyone else concerned that zuck started to seem more human around the time AI started to get good?
mild sabotage
At 9:08pm, while watching an Australian port of an English game show…
Dad: “. . . Landon, why is there an Apple Pencil on the ceiling-”
Sister: “Noooo, noooo, take it down, it's creepy!”
It stayed hidden for about 4 hours. I can't guarantee that it won't show up in another weird place . . .
SCP articles be like:
oh boy I can’t wait until she ███████ ███ █████ ██ ███ ██ so I can ██████ ███ ███ ████ █████ ██ ████
I still have yet to get a girlfriend, but I got a date to homecoming. baby steps.
i still have yet to get a homecoming
I still have yet to get a girlfriend, but I got a date to homecoming. baby steps.
i swear applying for jobs is a hell specifically designed to torture autistic people
you're expected to lie a little bit, and being too honest is penalized
you have to do interviews and wear uncomfy clothes while making eye contact with people
in those interviews you're getting asked all these questions about yourself and you're supposed to know how to respond in just the right way to make yourself seem appealing
you're supposed to say all these reasons how and why you're a good worker when most of the time you don't even understand anything about yourself or what you're expected to do
you have to ask people to be references for you which is especially hell for people with anxiety
and then you're supposed understand all of this naturally even though nobody taught you anything about it
glue
sometimes i wonder how pizza companies can make their cheese so perfectly melted. like is there some secret recipe or something? its like they've unlocked the secrets of the universe
If your parent’s social security number was your age, how old would you be?
Hot take: Fines should be based on your income. The bigger your income, the bigger the fine.
Fines are something used to discourage someone doing something, but it’s hardly discouraging for a millionaire who can happily take a parking ticket whenever they like, they aren’t above the law.