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CURRENTLY DOING: absorbing a 44-page list of try-not-to-laugh content, curated by the TBGers

I had loose plans to do something for Halloween, but due to procrastination and Unsustainability-induced habits, I dropped them. So, uhh . . . imagine this creature, which looks vaguely like a green lizard on the outside, hunting you in Rain World:

To be honest, I had no idea that @owenathletic was an AI. I had a sense that they were a social experiment, but I didn't suspect anything further. I can't believe - well, actually I can; the evidence is in mint condition - that I vomited a large chunk of my journal at an AI . . .

https://wasteof.money/posts/6713f2ed11975704ddadb24e#comments-6715330611975704ddadb52c

PASTMEANING
PASTFEELING
PASTLANGUAGE
PASTTHEDESIREFORMEANING

I remember an incident in which, when I was much younger, I lost my headphones and looked for them . . . only to eventually realize that they were sitting on my ears the whole time.

Now introducing: fire!

FACT: almost all of the animals seen in A Dance of Fire and Ice are Chinese zodiac symbols. The pigs in Offbeats and Third Wave Flip-Flop, the bull/ox in Classic Pursuit, the mice in Heracles, the “goats” in Artificial Chariot and several other levels, the various rabbits in Rose Garden, and the tiger in Party of Spirits all apply. The only exception is the cats in Spin 2 Win.

ADoFaI’s parallelogram loops, which indicate a tightly swung “1-23-45” rhythm, are my weakness. I have also found myself losing traction on long square/hexagon/octagon loops. However, I have been practicing the former matter, and . . . I wouldn't say that I've improved substantially, but I have gained enough skill to sometimes get past the very fast parallelogram at the start of Party of Spirits.

Expect footage of my practicing to be broadcast on RW-570 soon.

Cantiviler: "I wouldn't do that if I were you. I tried complaining once, and my mom almost got me a muzzle to match my harness."

Lakkatura: "Hmmm. Putting a harness on your daughter, even if both of you are dragons, is definitely something. Contributing a muzzle to the traction equipment . . ."

Pariki: ". . . is crossing a line?"

Lakkatura: ". . . is deliciously unethical."

- 10.8.B: Quarter-Inch Extrusion

(disclaimer: not an original Rhythm Doctor level)

MELISSA:
I really hope this is fake. I don’t want to believe someone is really
this stupid. I am curious why a baby’s name is on a telemarketer list
though.

LACQUER:
We get telemarketers wanting to speak with the dogs. The cat has been
approved for a Chase Mastercard more than once. My wheelchair once got
a promotion for an exotic romantic cruise.

Yes, I named my wheelchair.

MAX:
Wheelchairs need love lives too!

LACQUER:
Our cat Falstaff provides that service. Whenever I'm not in my chair,
Falstaff immediately jumps into the seat. Which is strange, because
the cat doesn't like me. But he loves my chair.

PHILIP:
Falstaff probably doesn't like you because you keep stealing his
chair.

MAX:
The dog I had as a kid loved my dad's wheelchair (he was in it pretty
much all his waking hours though) because it was basically a
permanent, portable lap. So she could hop up there and be close to one
of her humans and get transported around the house in comfort.

LACQUER:
Suleiman, our chocolate lab, has the same opinion. Of course, 70lbs of
stupid is hard to work around. He has also been known to push the
control stick. Self-driving dog!

KEVIN:
That's frankly terrifying!
I once had to clear up after my then-boss's black lab got into the
expired Christmas chocolates that the local Tesco had thrown out. The
idea of him being motorised as well is just... No.

Cantiviler: [YouTube short of a small dog fluently riding a Onewheel]

Current progress on charting Hayloft:

I tested the pattern I made earlier today, and it seems to hold up. When I checked the source for the song’s BPM, it appeared to have a variable value. But I do have a reference from someone who's already cracked the song's pattern - in a game made by the same developers, no less - so implementation should be smooth sailing!

"It's a schematic of a bunch of gas pipes. I don't know the purpose for this machine, but it doesn't look particularly well crafted.” - Looks to the Moon

A vague charting of the chorus of Hayloft by Mother Mother ( https://www.shazam.com/track/52169666 ). I have floating concepts for several other segments as well. I'd make it myself, but . . . (see previous post)