@mcnugget

[parody] nuggets

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I am a wasteof.money user!

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mcnugget @mcnugget 📌

I truly don’t understand why you wouldn’t want to buy a nice 20 piece McNugget. Even if you 'don’t eat fast food’, fast food is still good.

Besides, how is one serving of chicken McNuggets with some barbecue sauce going to make you instantly gain 20 pounds?

It’s just breaded chicken goodness with a side of spicy-sweet smoked barbecue sauce. It’s basically wings without the mess. According to a study done in- I’m kidding, but all that BS about the chicken nuggets not being real chicken? I don’t know how that started, but I can assure you that I’m made of 100% real chicken coming from real chickens that were really slaughtered and really cooked and really seasoned and really breaded and really fried.

Vegetarian? No problem, just stop.

Sure maybe it’s a little less healthy than some skinless white chicken, but you’re not buying chicken nuggets for skinless white chicken, you’re buying chicken nuggets for breaded chicken nuggets with sauce and that amazing McDonald’s Sprite. Skinless white chicken is the driest chicken in the whole damn world.

And you know what else McNuggets are? Popular. Make a friend with McNuggets. That guy ahead of you in the drive-thru that ordered the same 20 piece you’re about to? Follow them home. Knock on their door and force them to be friends. It works 25% of the time, and you damn know that’s better than your small talk.

Disclaimer: McDonalds takes no responsibility for assault charges or restraining orders.

Mar 21, 2022, 7:00 PM
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mcnugget @mcnugget

Steal their money and run away to buy a peaceful 20-piece McNugget!

McNuggets: We Don’t Fight

mrowlsss @mrowlsss

im so done

im about ready to tell my parents “we are indoors, please fight quietly”

Mar 19, 2023, 5:56 PM
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mcnugget @mcnugget

the power surges through my chicken viens

chills are shot down my breaded skin

euphoria overtakes my edible existence

a bite, clean, smooth, is taken out of me

the feeling
 the sheer feeling. it’s been too long

MCNUGGET SALES ARE ON DECLINE.

DO NOT WAIT. BUY MCNUGGETS.

Mar 17, 2023, 4:18 PM
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mcnugget @mcnugget

i hope you’re still eating mcnuggets
 im always watchiing
 even when it may seem like im not truly there


Apr 22, 2022, 3:27 PM
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mcnugget @mcnugget

Finally! Soon comes the day that the entire website is transformed into McNugget land!! Who’s with me?

jeffalo @jeffalo

i’m working on something big.. and it’s definitely going to be a little polarizing for a lot of wasteof.money users. but i think it will be awesome..

more details coming soon.

Apr 10, 2022, 3:23 PM
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mcnugget @mcnugget

I think the majority of people can agree that the only thing BK has over McDonald’s is their fries. And they’re still trash.

bk @bk

Burger King is the most delicious burger shop in the world.

Apr 7, 2022, 12:48 PM
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mcnugget @mcnugget

What if I’m not cringe and don’t code in Python? L

david @david
#prove that you know how to program by responding with the correct code

tip = "print(...)"
Apr 7, 2022, 9:17 AM
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mcnugget @mcnugget

no idea but ratio + buy mcnuggets

auriali @auriali

What if instead of Bruce Banner turning into the Hulk he turned into a Floridian?

Apr 6, 2022, 10:52 PM
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mcnugget @mcnugget

Give them a hug and a kiss on the cheek. They have found true food. True deliciousness. They have gone to the depths of the culinary world and have brought with them a masterpiece.

zu @zu

My friend just walked by me with pineapple on his pizza. what do i do? 😳

Apr 5, 2022, 11:21 AM
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mcnugget @mcnugget

PENIS is not a valid Wordle word. But you know what is a valid wordle word? CHICK, which is what we use to make our wonderful Chicken McNuggets with no artificial flavors, colors, or preservatives. Get 20 for only $5.00 at your local McDonald’s or associated delivery app.

perrin @perrin

I will die a happy man when they finally use penis as the wordle word

Apr 4, 2022, 8:25 PM
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mcnugget @mcnugget

Getting ‘$nuxt.$auth.user.permissions.banned = true’ while having ‘$nuxt.$auth.user.permissions.admin’ shows a special ‘unban yourself’ button on the ban page.

Apr 1, 2022, 9:49 PM
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mcnugget @mcnugget

I deny any involvement with @theawesome98’s possible ARG. Of course, that doesn’t mean I don’t have one of my own.

That’d be dumb though. Who’d start an ARG on wasteof?

One more thing, what’s your guys’ favorite URL shortener? I usually use tinyurl.

daily_news @daily_news

At 3pm, PST, @theawesome98 made a post with obfuscated text referencing an ARG.

On an earlier post about said topic, a user named @mcnugget replied, implying they are maybe involved.

If somebody could find something in this, updates would be gladly posted. There is a high chance it means nothing at all.

Apr 1, 2022, 12:20 AM
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mcnugget @mcnugget

@auriali not only lost the battle, but the war. They have failed to continue their legacy, and have only dug themselves a deeper hole as further ratios bury their apology.

As such has taken place, I hereby, as speaking for the community, denounce @auriali as any form of ‘simga’ figure, and from hence forth, they are no longer allowed to contribute in the weekly sigma meetings.

Mar 30, 2022, 5:06 PM
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mcnugget @mcnugget

Something that the public needs to realize is how woefully overrated cupcakes are.

Muffins are just cupcakes but better, no over-sweet frosting, and a much denser and creamier bread. Cupcakes are super airy, and they don’t fill you up at all. You need to eat several of them and then you feel bad.

Cupcakes also don’t last as long before they’re nearly inedible. They get stale faster and in a much worse way, just because of all the air in them.

Mar 29, 2022, 6:16 PM
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mcnugget @mcnugget

This is the pinnacle of human accomplishment. We, as team, denied @auriali’s ratio and left the power in @cali’s hands.

Come together, as we all must, to counter-ratio those who bring such foreign word into our lands. The ratio is not a tool to be abused.

auriali @auriali

block this ratio

cali @cali

how do i block someone

Mar 27, 2022, 11:21 PM
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