parity bug thing:
the logged in user’s username in the nav bar has an “@” symbol in it in the beta, whilst v2 doesn’t have that, it’s only on posts and the user’s page.
Flashback Friday (new thing, I guess!): Here’s “Time is Ticking”, a stupid and silly JavaScript/DHTML thing I wrote last year. It will turn one year old in nine days! I’m posting it here because I’m pretty sure none of you knew that it even existed. https://doubledenial.github.io/random/timeisticking/
If you're one of the fifty people who use Itchy, I pushed a cool update out today. Definitely update from Google Play when you can. UI and performance improvements among a lot of other things.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.scratchclient4.itchy
@ whoever owns @showerthoughtsbot. would be nice if you added a profile picture and stuff. i like the bot.
funny how @messages was one of the most followed accounts because it was the only one accessible before i added a proper explore page (there was no messages page either, so the navbar link accidently went to @messages)
‘Grow a pair’ mf’s when I tell them I’m a pear farmer (I grow thousands of pears per year)
Context: I slept in a bed in animal crossing and he kissed me goodnight
And we were in nooklings junction and i tped him into the void (with no clip) the exact second he hit the loading zone which soft locked him
I kissed @banana-rama earlier 
And then I accidentally trapped him in the black void of eternal darkness
Context is key
fun fact: did you know it's IMPOSSIBLE to look up with your tounge out? try it!