@ whoever owns @showerthoughtsbot. would be nice if you added a profile picture and stuff. i like the bot.
funny how @messages was one of the most followed accounts because it was the only one accessible before i added a proper explore page (there was no messages page either, so the navbar link accidently went to @messages)
‘Grow a pair’ mf’s when I tell them I’m a pear farmer (I grow thousands of pears per year)
Context: I slept in a bed in animal crossing and he kissed me goodnight
And we were in nooklings junction and i tped him into the void (with no clip) the exact second he hit the loading zone which soft locked him
I kissed @banana-rama earlier 
And then I accidentally trapped him in the black void of eternal darkness
Context is key
fun fact: did you know it's IMPOSSIBLE to look up with your tounge out? try it!
why do i have exactly the same subscriber count on wasteof and on youtube?
November/2/2022 is the day i get egged live on stream
anyways here’s a meme
