@toaks

its purple people eater season

Got out of the theater 12 minutes ago, it's better than the games. Matpat said the thing, and there were more than just jump scares!

TL:DR: 6.5/10 it's good base but I want balance

Played The Finals for like 3 hours today. My biggest takeaway? Destruction is amazing. The balance sucks. The lightest build dies in like 3 seconds and time to kill is weird and strategy is weird. Heavy can't move well. Sometimes spawns are fully opposite of the point of contention so you have to run a long time.

This needs a line break because respawn timers are too much. I wait for 20 seconds to revive and then we get squad wiped so I sit for another 20. The focus on team play punishes players who get separated too much. I either want The Finals to slow down and become strategic or speed up and be more arcady.

The concept is good but the game modes are repetitive. I think sandbox would be nice with multiplayer and TDM or something would be nice too. Or PvE could be a cool concept. Or payload. But something without vaults and cash out stations.

Open beta rating: 6.5/10

Final thoughts: the destruction I have been waiting for for a long time, but the gameplay itself feels unbalanced and unfair, like there is a meta I don't understand.

And I swear that there were some hackers cause no human can perform this well

Hey guys! I just finished the first complete and stable version of my history project and I need some play testing and or bug reporting.

Important: turbowarp is required to play it bc widescreen is needed for levels.

Thx :)

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/915366088/

Its still crazy to think about lockdown

Scooby Doo villains be flying and throwing cars with their pinky finger and explaining it with "oh it was an exoskeleton and CGI projections"

The Finals open beta drops tomorrow

I am super hyped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_HX5JyT18o

I'm going to purchase $11 worth of critically acclaimed games (4 of them)

It's me, Barry!

The concept of something like Google assistant is cool but never really executed well without things like full house integration, for example.

-a group of do-gooders hears of the tales sung by the bards

-this has got to be cap

-they go to the city the bard mentions

-find the shadow wizard money gang and shadow government

-go and spread word to free cities

-you need something big to clean up this mess

-hold a council meeting with world powers

-”legalize nuclear bombs”

-no one is taking that

-get stripped of your status

-cast out of all society

-try to maintain your connections to the shadow wizard money gang through the few spies you have who are still loyal

-you fail

-give up on wizardry and become a warlock

-make a deal with the god of death for power in return for both your magical power and your soul

-steal a nuke from russia

-return to capital city

-attempt to blackmail both normal governments and shadow wizard money gang

-they don’t know what a nuke is

-blackmail fails

-detonate nuke

-it was faulty

-bruh

Did you know that humans get energy from sugar? Proteins are important too but a lot of energy for living stuff is sugar

Also the sugar bad thing is mainly for excessive added sugars

-play DnD

-be an evil aligned wizard

-start a guild that only evil spell casters can join

-plans for world domination

-establish an underground network of spies infiltrating massive world powers known as the "shadow government"

-rather than controlling kingdoms directly, your guild wants to control the economy

-force cities to import your products and threaten them with war against the cities you've already taken control of if they refuse

-you need a name and motto for your guild...

-Shadow Wizard Money Gang. "We love casting spells"

-use your spies to employ bards to sing tales of the guild's greatness

-"this song is sponsored by the shadow government"

-world domination :3

This is a huge moment

Finally hit level 35 in Pokemon Go

Vampire cars be like:

I want to siphon your gas