a dog walks into a tavern and says „I can’t see a thing, well I guess I’ll open this one“
because it rhymes,
why do people say "see you later, alligator" when they say goodbye? and then the person they're leaving says "in a while, crocodile?" i don't get it, why do we even need to mention alligators and crocodiles like that? what's wrong with just saying "see you later" or "bye"? let's stop with all this crazy animal talk when we're departing from each other, and just keep it simple.
something I’ve never understood about sheet music is like, wdym „there is only one key with a given number of accidentals“, like, wouldn’t C Aeolian and C Dorian flat two both have 3ree flats? I get 3at if you limit it to diatonic scales and modes, 3is is 3e case, but, how is one meant to represent the modes of any o3er heptatonic scale?
„sometimes special people come into our lives, stay for a bit, and then they have to go“
„but that’s sad“
„but the bit where they were here was happy, wasn’t it?“
the funny thing is when I see something like this, my first reaction is to think that must mean they aren’t usonian, but then I remember that I too, do not plan on understanding it
american football is such a silly and wack thing, I’ll never understand it and don’t plan on doing so
I’ve heard <blåhaj> pronounces /blohaj/, and /blahaʒ/, but not /blahaj/, which was the first thing that came into my mind when i first saw the word
hearing my mom say „this person“ instead of „they“, is like, actually painful
my mom supports israel 
EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT THE FUCK
NO
ISRAEL WANTS TO DROP A NUCLEAR BOMB ON PALESTINE
WHAT THE FUCK
THOSE ARE PEOPLE, INNOCENT HUMAN BEINGS WHO DESERVE TO LIVE.
https://arab.org/click-to-help/palestine/ ← free money for UNWRA to support Palestine 
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