@burrito

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auriali

burrito @burrito

tfw you accidentally drop your gym teacher’s dryer ball in the Chesapeake Bay

Oct 2, 2024, 2:21 AM
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bithc

gryffin @gryffin

i’ve just noticed that no one swears on wasteof, like it’s an unspoken rule

Sep 1, 2024, 4:06 PM
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Sep 25, 2024, 4:10 PM
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burrito @burrito

who tf is following me i post once every 9weeks

Sep 23, 2024, 5:21 PM
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burrito @burrito

yea ok I knew trump was going to say stupid stuff but that was freaking hilarious

Sep 11, 2024, 10:44 AM
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Why are half of his videos the most beautiful acts of philanthropy and the other half is just Squid Game

burrito @burrito

half of mrbeast’s videos are like “I gave 10,000 orphans a place to live!” And the other half are like “I trapped 100 elderly people in a cage over a pit of lava and forced them to fight for $100,000”

Jul 15, 2024, 9:54 PM
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burrito @burrito

half of mrbeast’s videos are like “I gave 10,000 orphans a place to live!” And the other half are like “I trapped 100 elderly people in a cage over a pit of lava and forced them to fight for $100,000”

Jul 15, 2024, 9:54 PM
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burrito @burrito

what the sigma donald

Jul 14, 2024, 3:00 PM
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post inspo because I was reading this article about this lady with dwarfism

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luc%C3%ADa_Z%C3%A1rate

and at no point in the article does it mention that she died when her circus train became stranded in the sierra nevada mountains and she died of hypothermia

After her circus train became stranded in the snowy Sierra Nevada mountains, Zarate died of hypothermia in 1890.

Like hello? Ok sure but I thought she would die of normal dwarf complications not some P.T. Barnum Donner Party ass situation in the mountains

and it says it so nonchalantly as if dwarves dying of hypothermia on a traveling circus train was a normal occurrence what is going on

burrito @burrito

Wikipedia “death” sections on people's pages are kinda wild because you read through their whole biography about something completely unrelated and then find out that they died in a freak skiing accident when they collided with a loose shark riding the ski lift and there will just be like… no mention at all of this anywhere else in the article? like not even the synopsis mentions these freaky accidents

Jun 22, 2024, 4:11 AM
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burrito @burrito

Wikipedia “death” sections on people's pages are kinda wild because you read through their whole biography about something completely unrelated and then find out that they died in a freak skiing accident when they collided with a loose shark riding the ski lift and there will just be like… no mention at all of this anywhere else in the article? like not even the synopsis mentions these freaky accidents

Jun 22, 2024, 4:11 AM
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burrito @burrito

doing push ups right before going to the beach has the same vibe as brushing your teeth really good right before your yearly appointment at the dentist

Jun 5, 2024, 4:01 AM
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@earthdevs please patch the bug where a tiny bit of piss leaks out once ur underwear is back on

Jun 2, 2024, 3:33 PM
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burrito @burrito

whatchu guys know about the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 mix

radi8 @radi8

we got Spotify brainrot before GTA VI :/

May 24, 2024, 2:38 PM
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May 28, 2024, 1:07 PM
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burrito @burrito

anyone else just get random followers and you’re like who is this person they must be as insane as i am to follow this account

May 28, 2024, 1:05 PM
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burrito @burrito

the 3 whhhffffffffffffffff

May 22, 2024, 12:48 PM
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