my bad lol
Debit card got compromised… somebody attempted to make three fraudulent charges to my account in the last hour. Thank goodness Capital One contacted me and warned me - now I just have to go through the pain that is getting a new debit card 
i had a vivid dream that i was best friends with post malone and we played Minecraft together every day and we established this really wholesome relationship and when i woke up i cried cause i missed him
this is giving hard bhutan energy
The flag of Wales goes so hard for no reason and it's awesome. I love to think that when other countries sat down to design their flags they were being all classy about it, like England would be going "Crumpets! I have the perfect flag idea! A red and white cross!" while America was like "Let's slap 50 fricking stars on this bad boy, freedom baby!" or Scotland would be like "Aye let's make a cross that's white and blue and call it the Saltire, that'd be bonnie" and meanwhile Wales is like "HELL YEAH LETS PUT A FRICKING DRAGON ON THE FLAG, CYMRU!!!!"
Designers will see John Doe and Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet and just be like “hell yeah”
It's interesting to me that the skibidi urinals are never seen after episode 2. It's shown that there are at least three, so where are the rest?
I theorize that the skibidi urinals are an evolutionary relic of a bygone era; their wall-mounted bodies would facilitate movement up and down trees to collect fruits and nuts for sustenance in ancient times. However, natural selection picked them off one by one as a more floor-centric environment was developed. Now, the skibidi urinals have limited mobility compared to their toilet counterparts but it appears that they have still retained their ability to gather in groups and participate in the unmistakable skibidi mating call (skibidi-dop-dop-dop-yes-yes). Maybe their decline was a result of racial conflict between urinals and traditional skibidi toilets?
I think that the skibidi toilets could benefit from implementing some skibidi urinals as spies or ninjas of sorts to infiltrate cameraman territory. It has been seen in previous footage that the cameramen often shoot from the tops of buildings, and the skibidi urinals’ superior climbing abilities would help prevent that sort of thing from happening. The current spider skibidi toilets they have are easily knocked off of the wall by speakermen or TV men. The smaller skibidi urinals might be able to sneak by undetected. They are also much smaller than conventional toilets and they could fit in air ducts and other ventilation to spy on the cameramen.
They have untapped potential!
I love how about 100 years ago the flu was fatal but modern medicine basically made it harmless but now one of the main causes of death is an indestructible, uncontrollable blob of your own cells that actively works against you and grows until it consumes your own vital organs
it's like looking back at the first mini boss you met in a game while you're facing the Eldritch abomination of a final boss
I feel like I got dared to eat enough weird stuff off of the ground as a kid that i have a strengthened immune system but it makes me toe the line between never getting sick and developing an incurable brain eating parasite
every tumblr thread ever is just enough incoherent gay hollering to fill a bible cover to cover with a guy at the end saying “world heritage post” as if it's the most iconic thing ever
I just heard a British person say their favorite dinner meal is beans on toast
BEANS ON TOAST
what kind of individual eats toast for dinner
WHY ARE THERE BEANS ON IT FKJSGLE