Me on my way to post a dozen posts in the span of five minutes after being completely inactive for like a month
I love how at children’s soccer games there are the normal parents and then there’s that one muscular middle-aged dude named Kenny with graying hair in a crew cut, sunglasses with one of those band things that go around the back of the head, and anger management issues who gets sent to his car by the referee 15 minutes into the game for screaming at the other team’s coach
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I tried matzo the other day and thought it was great and then my Jewish friend pointed out to me that not being able to eat normal bread for a week really turns you off of it
BANNED FROM SCRATCH
As you all probably know, I’ve been IP banned from Scratch. This is the official thread for any ban-related comments, whether that be a question about the current status of my appeal, an update on ban policy I should know about, or anything else related to my ban.
Take a look at my crappy PC parts list, give some feedback if you know anything about computers. My budget is $1k
CPU
Intel i3 12100F
From $140
Motherboard
Gigabyte B560M
From $150
RAM
Corsair Vengeance (2 x 8gb)
From $65
GPU
Gigabyte Radeon RX 6600
From $440
Case
DeepCool Matrexx 40 3FS
From $65
Power Supply
EVGA 510 BP
From $30
Storage (SSD)
500GB SSD
From $50
CPU Cooler
Arctic Freezer 7 X
From $25
Cool things that happened today
I started a campaign to create a fully usable rickroll QR code on r/place
Over 200 people began working on it
It actually got onto the canvas at the end
Someone’s post about it blew up and got 100k upvotes
Rick Astley himself commented on that post
The official Reddit Twitter tweeted about it
I have never felt so accomplished omg I’m going to put this on my resume
“What is your prior work experience?”
“Oh, I made the rickroll QR code on r/place.”
“You’re hired!”
I’ll have a story to tell my grandkids if I even have kids and all the women aren’t repulsed by the fact that I basically nolifed r/place for four days
offering a shoutout to anyone who can figure out why the heck scratch ban appeals are taking so long, it’s been 3 months since i sent my appeal and they haven’t responded
Ratio
I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologise. My use of the ratio was unwarranted, and I am deeply sorry for all the pain and fear I striked in the hearts of wasteof users by threatening to do the Gangnam Style. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologise. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you. Bazinga.
ratio 
you think you can ratio me @cali? you can't. I am above ratios. some would dare say I am a golden ratio - as I am as valuable as gold. you are a mere spec of dust compared to my monolithic ratio-ing powers. tremble in fear mortal, for I am Auriali, the bringer of the Gangnam Style.
blocked
RT @auriali block this ratio