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why is every strongman a 7 foot tall icelandic man named Thor who eats 20 pounds of raw meat at every meal and lives in a log cabin in the middle of the wilderness shirtless fighting a pack of wolves with his bare hands while the aurora borealis blazes overhead

Mar 8, 2023, 11:54 AM
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or the fact that one of the most famous people on earth right now is a north carolinian man forcing random strangers to compete in elaborate competitions for large sums of money who has also opened a restaurant chain and a chocolate brand

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How did the internet go from “oh cool you can talk to other people far away” to “this anonymous artist who uses his computer to sketch naked half-man half-animal people for a living got into an argument with me over u.s. foreign policy so now i must refute his argument by attempting to gain more meaningless digital tokens of appreciation on my personal online message than he does”

Mar 7, 2023, 2:28 AM
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Mar 7, 2023, 6:47 PM
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How did the internet go from “oh cool you can talk to other people far away” to “this anonymous artist who uses his computer to sketch naked half-man half-animal people for a living got into an argument with me over u.s. foreign policy so now i must refute his argument by attempting to gain more meaningless digital tokens of appreciation on my personal online message than he does”

Mar 7, 2023, 2:28 AM
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jeffalo please add dislikes pretty pleaaaaasssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mar 6, 2023, 12:55 AM
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rainbolt put a billboard in boston

Mar 3, 2023, 2:30 PM
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Anyone have a favorite stall or urinal in a certain special public restroom? Shoutout to the middle stall in the upstairs boys bathroom lmao

Mar 2, 2023, 5:47 PM
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mrbeast is gonna run for president for a video or something lmaoœ

Mar 1, 2023, 2:51 PM
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new york city lmao

Feb 27, 2023, 1:40 PM
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mrbeast could literally spend millions of dollars on a video building houses for homeless people and he would still get hate

“he’s only doing it for views” yeah that doesn’t change the fact that he’s helping people. even if his only motive is views and growing the channel he’s still encouraging philanthropy and doing all of these things

Feb 25, 2023, 4:55 PM
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You can kiss yourself in a mirror, but only on the lips - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Feb 22, 2023, 5:24 PM
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