just almost got killed by a falling ceiling tile #feelinggood #poppingoff #blessed
rollercoasters are funny like you pay to get on a tiny metal train that flings you upside down and stuff
Why is every rock climber's name either Magnus Thor Bjornsson XVIII or like Dan Smith
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The USA is a relatively young country so I like to think that all of the weird stuff happening with it right now is just the nation going through puberty
Sometimes when I'm bored I just look around Google Maps until I find some cool-looking island in the Arctic Circle or something and then fall down a 2-hour Wikipedia rabbit hole about that one specific place
Then, two hours later, I know the entire history of some random hunk of freezing rock in the middle of nowhere
I always think of the coolest things to post and then I fall asleep and forget about them