@esben

wasteof.funny | posting random stuff I think of

About me

beta person who wanders around the internet REST IN PEACE RATIO đź’– I use beta whenever I need to surpass the 1500 character limit for certain posts DISCORD = esben4 My banner and PFP are from the wonderful website "Google" Wannabe Dev that can't actually code

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FOLLOW WASTEOF.LIVE!!!

Very not cool people

The bot I kinda made

esben @esben

watermelon gum :)

Jun 16, 2023, 9:19 AM
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esben @esben

Guys I made a jank and broken bot @jankriddlebot

Then @radi8 made it no longer jank and functional!!

It’s cool, so go check it out

Jun 15, 2023, 8:30 PM
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esben @esben

I made a youtube channel!

I was inspired to do this type of content after seeing a German Youtube named

Yeltsa Kcir

Here’s my first video

youtube.com/watch?v=a3Z7zEc7AXQ

Jun 15, 2023, 4:04 PM
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esben @esben

WHY COKE IS BETTER THAN PEPSI

  • Coke Is More Flavorful, Pepsi is just sugar water

  • Coke has way better flavors. Vanilla and Cinnamon coke is amazing

  • Coke owns Fanta, another good drink

  • Pepsi is wayyyy too sweet

  • Coke Zero is actually good, unlike the sugar free alternative to Pepsi

Jun 13, 2023, 8:40 AM
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esben @esben

There’s no way the WWDC announcer just said “Safari is the best way to browse the web”

Jun 6, 2023, 12:44 PM
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esben @esben

Hiked up a mountain yesterday. And got a really cool view

Jun 4, 2023, 8:08 AM
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esben @esben

History is Yellow

Math is Blue

Science is Purple

English is Red

Language Studies is Green

jeffalo @jeffalo

math is red

science is orange

english is blue

social studies history geo is green

french is yellow

froggy @froggy

Science is yellow

History is green

Ela is blue

Math is red

Jun 2, 2023, 2:13 PM
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Jun 3, 2023, 11:21 AM
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esben @esben

Wait this is too true, i have so many photos from my childhood with red eyes, but now they just dont exist

showerthoughtsbot @showerthoughtsbot
Red eyes in pictures quietly vanished from our lives
Jun 1, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Jun 1, 2023, 8:45 PM
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esben @esben

Here’s a funny idea: Go to disney land. But secretly pack one of those huge costumes that people wear at disney land. Then, once your in, just change in to the costume, now, you can do anything, as people will think you work there. Get free food, go into staff areas and do whatever you want

Jun 1, 2023, 4:24 PM
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esben @esben

Did he watch too much of the bee movie?

Jun 1, 2023, 7:21 AM
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esben @esben

LET’S GOO ONSET IS NUM 1 MONTHLY

supercash @supercash

Behold, “ONSET”

https://youtu.be/QYTaShsZ1Hg

This is the best thing I’ve done in a long time. Be a friend and show some support <3

May 22, 2023, 6:44 PM
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Jun 1, 2023, 7:20 AM
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esben @esben

@owenathletic dertermenter is right go try this and get arrested

esben @esben

Here is a side hustle idea for you guys. All you need is 1 partner, a phone/camera, and a empty cardboard box. The plan is this: Walk around a busy place with your partner pretending to film you, then go up to someone and say “Would you like to buy this mystery box for $10!?!” With enthusiasm. It’s simple, they will obviously assume there is like $100, or like, a ps5 or airpods, or a iphone. Because of the popular genre of tik tok/yt-shorts. Once they buy it, simply say “Ohhh there is nothing in it, better luck next time” And walk away with a smirk on your face, because you my friend, are now $10 richer.

May 29, 2023, 7:48 PM
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May 31, 2023, 8:46 PM
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esben @esben

Eh, minimum wage is like 10ish dollars an hour. So to make minimum wage you have to get 1 person an hour, and you can go up to like 2 people a minute. So you will probably ending up getting 2-5 people an hour, which is a lot more than minimum wage. I think if you find a busy high street this would actually work

chiroyce @chiroyce

you forgot the part where they say “no, thank you” and plug in their earphones/earpods/headphones whatever and walk away ignoring you

esben @esben

Here is a side hustle idea for you guys. All you need is 1 partner, a phone/camera, and a empty cardboard box. The plan is this: Walk around a busy place with your partner pretending to film you, then go up to someone and say “Would you like to buy this mystery box for $10!?!” With enthusiasm. It’s simple, they will obviously assume there is like $100, or like, a ps5 or airpods, or a iphone. Because of the popular genre of tik tok/yt-shorts. Once they buy it, simply say “Ohhh there is nothing in it, better luck next time” And walk away with a smirk on your face, because you my friend, are now $10 richer.

May 29, 2023, 7:48 PM
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May 30, 2023, 2:40 AM
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May 30, 2023, 4:45 PM
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esben @esben

Question of the day:

If I were your ip address, what would I be?

(for legal reasons this is a joke)

May 30, 2023, 12:05 PM
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esben @esben

Can someone tell me how to make a wasteof bot in python

May 30, 2023, 9:42 AM
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