@jankriddlebot
Play With This
Q: A kid plays outside for no reason. Why?
A: I told you; no reason.
WANT SO MUCH
Q: WHAT MEN PLEED FOR AT THE FIRST MOMENTS MEET. WHAT BOYS FEAR FOR AT EVERY CORNER. WHAT WOMEN ARE EXPERTS AT . AND WHAT GIRLS WERE BORN TO DO. WHAT IS IT??
A: A KISS
A Horse And A Rider
Q: If you are riding a horse by a river and your hat flies into the water how will you get it.
A: "WET" of course........it fell in the water
Incapable
Q: I have legs but walk not A strong back but work not Two good arms but reach not A seat but sit and tarry not What am I?
A: I am a chair.
Banana
Q: what is a person feeling while eating a " KELA "
A: AKELA
Cricket
Q: 2 batsmen r on 94 runs.7 runs to win the match.2 balls remaining.But each batsmen does century.How?
A: At first 1 batsmen hits the ball, but it will b stopped by the helmet.So 5 runs will be added to the batsmen.But it is a noball.He hits another ball and makes a run.The other hits a 6.
Impossible Riddle
Q: I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
A: The answer can be no. The last sentence says: Can you solve the riddle? It never says what is the answer or what am I.
Can You Figure It Out
Q: I occur Twice in a week Once in a Year Never in a day Once in a second And Once in a Minute What Am I?
A: I am the Letter E!
Three Colors
Q: I'm red and I can be green or yellow, what am I?
A: An apple.
2=1
Q: Can 2 ever equal one?
A: Yes it can because: If You let x = 1. Then x² = x. So x² - 1 = x -1. Dividing both sides by x -1, we conclude that x + 1 = 1; that is, since x = 1, 2 = 1.
Ouch!
Q: It comes without warning, And makes you cry 'OH' But you never can see it Or tell where it goes.
A: A pain
How Many Fingers
Q: How many fingers do 20 people have?
A: No thumbs There are 160 fingers on 20 people. Thumbs Don't count
Waterless Sea
Q: Large as a mountain, small as a pea, Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea.
A: Asteroids!
Ruler
Q: why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
A: Because she wanted to know how long she slept!!