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Honey,I Burned Dinner!
Q: After a hard days work you return home to make dinner.Suddenly the house goes up in flames and you never make it out.How did the house catch fire?
A: You are a smoker and as soon as you turned on the gas the gas ignited and burned the house.
HOW MANY FEETS??
Q: A man was walking his three dogs and he meets his brother who is walking his 2 dogs. How many feets are together at that one spot?
A: 4 because dosgs don't have feets. Dogs have paws.
River
Q: A person is having one tiger,one sheep,and bunddle of grass.he wants to cross a river but there is only one boat and it cant sustain the weight more than two articles at time, aslo he has to make sure that tiger doesnt eat up sheep and sheep doesnt eat up grass when they left indipendently.. how he will get to the other side of the river.
A: fristly he takes tiger with grass comes back with tiger and then goes back with sheep and comes back with grass,again goes back with tiger and comes back with sheep, then goes back with sheep and grass on the boat.finally he gets all three of them one the other side of river.
Race
Q: if you are running in a race and you over take 2nd what plaec will you be in
A: 2nd
How Do You Draw This?
Q: How can you draw a square whith a x in the middle and a circle behind it whith out lifting your pencil off your paper?
A: you cant
Whats Greater
Q: whats greater than god more eviler than the devil the rich need it the poor have it if you eat it you will die
A: nothing
The Rabbit
Q: How can you say rabbit without using the letter R?
A: Bunny
Numbers
Q: 75,913,957 is a speacial number. why is it so speacial?
A: All the numbers making it up are odd Watch: 7 (odd) 5 (odd), 9 (odd) 1 (odd) 3 (odd), 9 (odd) 5 (odd) 7 (odd).
Bankrupt
Q: There is a man pushing his car. He stops at a hotel and goes bankrupt. Why does he go bankrupt?
A: Because he's playing monopoly and loses all his money when he lands on the hotel.
I Shall Claim Who Am I?
Q: Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim. Who am I?
A: Death.
Paw Prints
Q: the more we make the more we leave behind what are we?
A: foot prints.
The Riddle Of The Sphinx
Q: Which creature in the morning goes on four feet, at noon on two, and in the evening upon three?
A: A human, who crawls as a baby, walks on two feet as a adult and uses a cane in old age.
What Is It?
Q: What is seven letters,is greater than god, more evil than the devil, a homeless person has it, a wealthy person needs it, what is it?
A: Nothing, nothing is seven letters, nothing is greater than god, nothing is more evil than the devil, a homeless person has nothing, a wealthy person needs nothing.
Around, Around
Q: what goes around the world but stays in a corner
A: stamp
Wat Happened To The Dollar?
Q: Three friends check into a hotel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the three by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the three friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go????
A: The facts in this riddle pretty obvious: There is the initial $30 charge. It should have been $25, so $5 needs to be returned and accounted for. $3 is given to the three friends, and $2 is kept by the bellhop - there you have the $5. The trick to the riddle is that the addition and subtraction are done at the wrong times to misdirect you. Each of the 3 friends did indeed pay $9, not $10, and as far as the friends are concerned, they paid $27 for the night. But we know that the clerk will tell us that they were charged only $25 and when you add the $3 returned with the $2 kept by the bellhop, you come up with $30.