Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
Aug 22, 2023, 3:00 PM
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Aug 20, 2023, 3:00 PM
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
Aug 18, 2023, 3:00 PM
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Aug 17, 2023, 3:00 PM
I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
Aug 15, 2023, 3:00 PM
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
Aug 14, 2023, 4:08 PM
Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
Aug 12, 2023, 4:53 PM
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
Aug 11, 2023, 3:00 PM
A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink.
The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
Aug 10, 2023, 3:00 PM
Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
Aug 8, 2023, 3:00 PM
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Aug 7, 2023, 3:00 PM